Wednesday, October 25, 2006

人生怪事记

话说这个叫LANE的BOY教了我们胖子TOUCH TONGUE以后,我们家就经常出现这样的对话:

-胖子,今天在学校和谁玩儿了?
-LANE!
-那devin呢?
-devin is NOT my friend! because LANE IS my friend!

-胖子,你别乱扔书!
-but LANE SAID it's ok.

-胖子,今天学校是不是来了救火车?(救火队来学校给小朋友们讲防火安全)
-YEAH! and LANE SAID there is no fire, it is safe.

等等,不一而足。

要说胖子班上十几个孩子,每个我都认识,这个LANE,却从来都没看到过。
昨天,就加了小心,在幼儿园的签到本儿上一张~一张~的翻,从婴儿班到好几年级,
没!有!LANE!

于是放了学,又问,
-胖子,LANE是BIG BOY么?
-嗯哼 (鬼子腔吊十足)
-那他是ms. tracy班上的么?
-嗯哼
-那你今天,跟他玩儿了么?
-YES I PLAYED BY MYSELF!
-(完全拎不清啊)YES什么啊,你到底跟LANE玩了么?
-(相当不耐烦)YES!I PLAYED BY MYSELF BECAUSE I PLAYED WITH LANE!

夜深人静想想这个怪现象,毛骨悚然啊~这个,是不是就是所谓的,通灵?

15 comments:

ydmama said...

Hi Xiaohui,

So much fun to read your blog. Hope you still remember me(Yaya's mom from Evanston). Anyway, I am amazed how much Amy has grown and she is such a cutie. BTW, I love your writing. Way to go!

AliceMM said...

像beautiful mind里头想像的室友?

Amy and Darrell said...

不能。我们胖子这么朴实的孩子,没有想象力的。什么东西都是跟别人学的。

Starsea said...

What did teachers say?

ydmama said...

If you can not find Lane in school, I guess Amy has this imaginary friend in her own world. It is typical for a 3-yr-old to make up a friend, right? Plus, the way she answers your question is also so classic of 3-yr-old ------changing subject all the time. Haha, enjoy bah.

Anonymous said...

Hi, I am not intended to scare you.
Here is some research topic about children who may remember their previous lives.:
http://www.healthsystem.virginia.edu/internet/personalitystudies/

Anonymous said...

The link is here:

http://www.healthsystem.virginia.edu/internet/personalitystudies/

helen liu said...

这个像desperate housewife里头那个孩子假想出来一个老太太一样啊。。。不过,是有点恐怖。

Anonymous said...

Ask Amy to point to you who Lane is?

lanfear said...

如果不是胖子 想象的,就是闹鬼了。怕怕!

对了,楼上那个ydmama,blog很不错嘛,六这儿就是热闹。

Anonymous said...

呵呵,当然是amy丰富的想象力啦。

Anonymous said...

Like ydmama said, if it is not an Amy’s buddy in school then it is just a little girl’s imaginary friend. When my daughter was 3 and 4, she had her imaginary friend too – sometimes a fairy, sometimes a puppy. I trusted my instinct that it was her extending herself in some sense, meaning she loved to be a puppy or a fairy and loved to take a different view to see her surroundings. I do believe the saying about spiritual things though.

Enjoy your posts very much. Amy is a super sweetie and cutie.

A for adorable said...

没有那么怪乱力神啦。一些小朋友是会有imaginary friend. 好像有个专门的心理学名词,去年前年还看过一篇科幻小说,一个孩子有这么个imaginary friend,感觉特真实,也定期访问心理医生看看发展,后来有一次竟然穿过虚幻想象触摸到那个朋友了,把那个朋友吓了一大跳,叫嚷着要吃药断绝想象。再后来,这孩子发现自己的生活被封锁然后坍塌了--原来他才是这个imaginary friend,并不真实存在的...结果真是ft.

安啦安啦,估计过几天你就闹明白到底怎么回事儿了。

Anonymous said...

我怎么觉得肯定有LANE这个人呢,你再留心一下。说得真够糝人的!

你猜对了,是希望的女儿和小丽的儿子。

祺祺幼儿园离你家也不远,大概附近也就这么一家还放点心的幼儿园。在雪梨澳乡。你这个外国人,一定不知道雪梨澳乡在哪儿,哈哈。

Unknown said...

这就是传说中的imaginary friend!
Gosh!!!!!!
creepy and .... advanced?