Monday, October 02, 2006

幼儿园的弱肉强食教育

胖子她们幼儿园,要说还是很小资的,唱歌跳舞,高山流水,动物植物,生态平衡,等等,没事就学。
胖子才多大啊,就有事没事要拿“汤汤饭饭被我吃了,那它多难受啊!”这样的言论来闹我的心。估计她意识到自己这个素食主义是可以合法化的那一天,指日可待。
所以,当她突然唱出一些血淋淋的优胜劣汰的歌曲的时候,偶还是颇受震惊的:

6 little monkey swinging in the tree,
teasing mr. aligator you can't catch me,
along came mr. aligator, as quite as can be,
SNAP THE MONKEY RIGHT OUT OF THE TREE!
如此反复,一直到六只猴子都被活生生的吞掉,同时还伴以表演,俩手开合代表鳄鱼的血盆大口。唱到高兴处,胖子那真是,仰天长笑。


slippery fish, slippery fish, swimming in the water,
slippery fish, slippery fish, gulp gulp!
OH NO!HE HAS BEEN EATEN BY....
white big shark, white big shark, swimming in the water,
...
如此反复,鲨鱼再被鲸鱼给吃了,然后鲸鱼再被八爪鱼给吃了。
中间那个OH NO可以表现出一点鳄鱼的眼泪。

i bring home a baby bumble bee,
oh my mommy'll be so proud of me,
i bring home a baby bumble bee,
OH! IT STUNG ME!

i AM SQUASHING UP MY BABY BUMBLE BEE,
oh my mommy'll be so proud of me,
i am squashing up my baby bumble bee,
YEW!IT'S ALL OVER ME!

i CLEANING UP MY BABY BUMBLE BEE, (做洗手状)
...
这就是,管杀,不管埋啊!
人家一个baby bumble bee,先给辗死了不说,还要最后毁尸灭迹!
这是多么的令人发指啊。

看看看看,美帝这个欺软怕硬,真的是从小抓起啊。

8 comments:

helen liu said...

zeze,听得我肝儿颤。。。

风轻云谈 said...

en, so far alwin hasn't sung such songs.

Starsea said...

hohohoho, rednecks :P

chashaobao said...

我还给人拷过这首歌,等仔细一听歌词,吓死。。。

lanfear said...

这个歌词太赞了!

Nornor和Yunyun said...
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Nornor和Yunyun said...

哈哈, 今天NORNOR说他的金箍棒被别的小朋友抢走了, 埋在地里, 上面写着:"XXX'S金箍棒死于此地!"

他纯粹臆想, 因为:
(1) 他没有带金箍棒到学校;
(2)小朋友们不会讲中文;
(3)他不识字.

Anonymous said...

幼儿园就这么血腥的歌啊,啧啧。。。
楼上那个nornor小朋友貌似很天才的说。