某天我去接胖，例行公事的问，今天胖子表现怎么样啊？没指望老师给我一个超过俩字的答案的。不成想，老师耗时二十分钟，向我控诉胖子的罪行，完全是罄竹难书那么个意思。
首先，pam老师批评她了个啥，她大怒，推了老师一把。
其次，elizabeth老师批评了她个啥，她大大怒，居然搬起把椅子就向美女老师扔去，整个一个黑帮的路数。
第三，午睡时间到了，和devin（老师当然没告诉我是谁，但是用什么部位想，都可以想出来，是devin)两个人坚决不睡，大吵大闹。老师大怒，过去斥责，两个人一起指着老师哈哈大笑。
第四，笑了一阵，老师大大怒，一把拎起两个小坏蛋，摔倒校长室。两个家伙以不变应万变，指着校长又开始齐声大笑。。。
等等。
老师大惑不解的问我，你说，她这是怎么个问题？
我是多么护犊子的家长啊，什么她最近不舒服啊，这就是个phase啊，她其实是好孩子啊，blahblahblah 辩解了N长时间，老师买不买帐的我先没管，拉着胖子就抱头鼠窜。经过校长室都没好意思打招呼。
转过天来，一大早，拉着胖子进了学校，不成想，胖子这个家伙已经完全忘记了头天的恶行，得意洋洋的跟校长以及老师显摆，I HAD A CANDY THIS MORNING! A BIG CANDY!
我当即就想一头碰死，给你块糖吃催你出门，你也不用酱紫宣传广播吧？！我只好跟着胖子讪笑。
校长冷笑了两声，追问一句，i hope you've had some breakfast before this...
胖子骄傲滴说，NO! THE CANDY IS MY BREAKFAST。。。。
这下子，所有的问题，都有了答案。
这个孩子，为什么这么讨厌？惯的呗。
10 comments:
Love to see Amy Spoiled Rotten Pretty
How cute :D
en, but what happened ne? Amy is normally a perfectly behaved girl yah? Maybe bc u're pregnant and she is trying to gain negative attention by being naughty? :P
呵呵，看胖子这淘法儿，至少肯定没有妈妈说的那么笨笨的；）
别担心，职业儿童教育工作者，不会那么轻易就否定一个孩子的。
你没问问胖子是为什么？
i believe even the BEST kids have their moments. amy is no exception. most of the time she is a well behaved kid. but if you get on her nerve, or she's already upset about something,she can be evil too. she's a very considerable and understanding kid, so i don't think the baby brother thing bothers her in any way. at least not until she actually sees him. :p
also, there's that "evil" influence, devin. that girl is something. super smart, and super independent. whatever devin does, amy would do. hence, there's no surprise she becomes an outlaw sometime. :) secretly, i am actually quite happy that amy can be this naughty. haha.
90 1 cll showoff
嘿嘿，我们臭屁爹就老教育我：你，不能像6月那么惯孩子。。我说，人咋惯孩子啦？。。答：merry go around能坐7次，还不惯？换咱家，早给撸下来了。。。：））
agree with 6, this little bro thing shouldn't have much impacts on her, at least for now. also, this is a showoff post!
这网真奇怪，一直不能留言，现在终于能说话了。先祝你喜得二宝宝。是不是现在祝贺太晚了？可是前段时间我留不上言啊。
我家祺祺在幼儿园，也经常被老师告状，总共两件事，一个挑食，一个推小朋友。原来她总是被推的，现在突然变厉害了。
我在家教育了多次，未果。就指望老师给她改改了。
真羡慕amy这样的大胆作风！就喜欢这样的宝！
希望末上幼儿园也可以这样！
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