洗漱完毕,胖子屁滚尿流的跑到自己门口,I AM THE DOOR HOLDER I AM THE DOOR HOLDER!
然后吃奶的劲儿都使出来,响彻天下的爆吼,DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
一边吼一边警告我,妈妈你别过来哦,妈妈你别过来哦,daddy first!
她爸过来,胖子狠神圣庄严的举起一只手,GIVE ME FIVE!
之后,轻蔑的看我一眼,NOW IT'S YOUR TURN! GIVE ME FIVE TOO!
三个人都进屋以后,NO, DADDY! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO STAND THERE! HERE! HERE!
我们俩在她床两侧制定位置站好,一厘米也不能差.
胖子转身轻轻关好门,爬到床上,在正中位置一站,一指她爸,your job is to close the closet door!
再一指我,your job is to tuck the bed!
我们俩三孙子一样照办,期间还少不得其人运筹帷幄,指挥批评.
总算是天下太平了以后,展开大规模的讨价还价.
how many times? 1? NO! that's too little! NO NO! mommy you are suppose to have the same number as daddy! HOW ABOUT 20 TIMES?! then 10! ...8!... 10!...5!
一般最后是我们一边吐血一边威逼利诱,最后定在三次或者四次.
终于!宗教仪式的正经戏码上演!
胖子狠严肃狠认真的在床上蹦啊蹦,蹦到我们二老身边,各拥吻三次或者四次.
仪式结束,可以躺倒了废话.
废话的时候会有屎尿遁吃喝遁或者就是纯耍赖遁,又要抱又要亲又要tuck等等等等.
时年四岁半,已经有了组织邪教的本领,特此记载.
7 comments:
lol at you two, pangzi so cool!
u both in her control? :)
wonder what darrel is doing at that time?
amy cool leadership!
sunny,偶们家什么时候不都是她in control么？
darrell's already asleep lah
嗯，小事妈一个将来是。:P
看你说20次说得那么恐怖，我还以为是20个俯卧撑啊引体向上啊什么的呢，拥吻20次又不累，拥呗，吻呗，比讨价还价轻松多了 :P --moyun
moyun,她小人家那个hug kiss,不是酿紫简单滴,要蹦到地老天荒才过来hug kiss一次,然后重新再来...这要是整20次....得半个钟头儿我估计
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