Sexual Harassment

Mommy,the first time I met Oren, I just came to love with him!

(非常司空见惯，居然还有心情挑剔词法）不是came to love啦，是fell in love。
I KNOW!（现在她什么都KNOW)I was just kidding(灰常爱面子）！I just LOVE him!

(非常八卦的马咪完全没有心情教育儿童）呃，那你告诉他了么？
I DID! I told him I LOVE YOU like one million times!

(拿出娱记的精神跟她八卦到底）他怎么说？
He said he don't.

（突然开始冒出一丝母性爱心）那你有没有SAD?
没有啊，I DON'T REALLY MIND. EVEN IF HE DOESN'T LOVE ME, I STILL LOVE HIM!

GOOD FOR YOU!（重新走回八卦轨道）那你有没有跟他一起玩儿？
I did! I even KISSED him at recess.

(八卦专业硕士毕业水准的问题来了）哦，你亲他哪里了？
ON THE LIPS OF COURSE!

（跟她死磕）那他又怎么说？
He ran away.

(已经不是很有热心了，但是不好不采访完）然后呢？
I chased him around and kissed him again!

(对工作非常负责人的坚持到底ing）然后呢？
He said DON'T YOU DARE TO KISS ME AGAIN!

(...)然后呢？
I KISSED HIM AGAIN!

(......)然后呢？
He said DON'T YOU DARE TO KISS ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!

(.........)然后呢？
I STILL KISSED HIM!!!!!!!!!

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THEN HE JUST RAN FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR~~~~~~~ AWAY