英语也不灵

book on tape of cinderella: ... the pumpkin turned into a beautiful COACH...
amy:i know! COACH means teacher! the pumpkin turns into a play for sports coach. she teaches cinderella soccer!

amy:mommy, is today saturday?
me:no, monday.
amy: oh, monday is school day.
me: oh no, today is LABOR day, we don't need to go to school, we are gonna go to helen's house.
amy:i know! LABOR means not going to school and going to your friend's house!