terrible 2 初露端倪

早上起床穿衣服打三架:
要求穿blue diaper (little swimmer),喉儿老贵的,为娘的不许
要求穿blue shirt,买了三件库存,pick my battle,这个就准了吧
要求光pp出门,断乎不许.

送去day care打两架:
坐在baba sit上面,玩儿收音机,方向盘,不肯去后座,拎起来扔过去,绑上,开始抽噎
看到大卡车,不抽了,两分钟,到达day care,又不肯下车了,因为没有看到bulldozer.告诉她,去找avery,好不?NOOOOO!那去找albert呢?勉强答应了,要求"拿着cracker",阿姨不许,又假哭三秒钟

晚上接回家打三架:
不好好吃饭,很长的一架打一个钟头儿
游泳要求单人下大池子,做自杀状,
打二十分钟回家洗澡,拒绝身体任何部位上面有任何泡泡,于是从开始洗号哭到洗完.

daycare要是开七天就好了~省了我白天和她打的N架.

just being herself

the other day when i picked up amy from day care, avery walked up to her and held out her arms and said, give me a hug, amy!
amy furiously turned her head, and shouted, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!this is almost the 100th time i saw it happen, with different kids.sigh.
is being a "loner" in gene?i myself never feel comfortable holding hands with my girlfriends, even when i was little. even though i turn out to be an OK person, still wish she'd bemore open to others, given this IS us, not china :(

today i talked with vicki about this. vicki simply laughed and said, this is a good thing. it means she's AMY, she's herself, she's an individule, you know? she has her likes and dislikes. if she doesn't like to be touched, then other kids should learn to respect that...

even so, even so, i still wish she'd be more like jordan or lucia, who constantly drive other kids nuts by trying to hug them, or holding onto their hands.
probably this is one of the other typical mommy's no-use-worry thing.

游泳

amy终于开始游泳了,在这个夏天就快结束了的时候.

当然了,妈妈没有这么魅力来感动她下水.以前一听说游泳就要倒地装死的.还是小姨能耐大,带着就去了.

先是勉强答应到小朋友的池子里面,僵硬的站在那里,小姨紧紧抱着,还是吓得发抖.

慢慢的放松了,可以自己走来~走去~,居然还别出心裁的"蹲蹲走",好像要去摸鱼.

第二次再去的时候,看见爸爸在大池子里面游,羡慕得口水都流出来了,扒着池子边儿说,amy in that one, amy in that one, AMY IN THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!妈妈只好抱着她过去,不干,手刨脚蹬得要求自己游,AMY PLAY HERSELF!!!!!!!!!胆子大得离了谱.

为娘得我只好在这个游泳季节即将结束得时候跑N家商场给她找游泳圈,还乐颠颠儿的,贱招儿啊,做父母的真是贱招儿.

小姨

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周末小姨来了。小姨穿着五颜六色花枝招展的裙子，小姨有软软的可爱的teddy bear，小姨还随时随地都可以抱抱amy，amy要什么小姨立刻就给，连假哭都不用......

于是：

amy也同意穿上了轻飘飘的裙裙。
amy早上起来第一件事就是找teddy bear,找小姨。
到了星期一，amy连albert都不要找了，想留在家里和小姨玩儿。
some time i do think it is unfair for amy to grow up in a relative-less country. :(

混乱的语言

中英文乱，“amy吃yellow这个”。“mommy吃water".
语法乱，“no衣服脱”。
发音乱，自己绕对自己，“雨伞，umbrella, ”突然想起叫gabrialla的小朋友，沉思片刻，充满疑惑的表情指着雨伞，中英文都拒绝再说。
对事物的认识也乱。指着suv说是car，我纠正她，纠正两次，急了，上火的跟我说，"green car, OK?!!!"

搬家了

早先她爸在刷墙的时候就带她去过，告诉她，那是big house。三两次的自己就认了路，还有一个弯儿没有拐的时候，自己就叫，big house!big house!走的时候还会亲切的和big house byebeye。

终于搬进来了，第一天，拉着车库的门，要走，说，my amy beetle!回家家回家家。反复劝说big house就是家家了，仍然将信将疑，自己嘀咕,big house,not家家。

第二天，送她去幼儿园，路途大规模缩短，从原来的20多分钟，到现在的3分钟，我连脸都不用洗，拎着她就出门。可是人家狠不高兴，该看见的建筑工地啊什么的都没看到。到了地点，拒绝下车，带着哭腔大叫，no~no bus, no bulldozer～

晚上回来倒是不要求走了，知道自己住blue room，狠得意。

chuchu

据她爸汇报，小人自己发明了chuchu airplane.今天早上上学的路上，还发明了chuchu truck.
基本上是，都～chuchu。

都

表扬了amy几次"都"用的好，她就上了瘾了。
amy buckle up, mommy buckle up, 爸爸buckle up，都～buckle up
amy silly, 爸爸silly,driver silly，都～silly
......
昨天去幼儿园接她，人家gavin胖胖要抱抱她，她不让，愤怒的说，no! go away!
我赶紧劝说，好朋友都hug的！
她就悻悻的追上胖胖去抱，然后不死心的每个胖胖都抱过，得意的跟他们宣布，都～hug.
其时我正和阿姨说话，没顾上表扬，人家就不乐意了，大哭状，都～hug都~hug!
小朋友们哪里听得懂啊，用看疯子的表情看着她，纷纷向墙角躲去。

mus

amy周末的时候说，爸爸，bus。然后看看我，觉得忘了点儿什么，赶紧补充，妈妈，mus。

rain

amy learnt the concept of "raining" from day care. before when it rained, she'd notice the floor's wet, and say, "yucky!".now everytime she sees water falling, or when she notices the floor's wet, she'd yell "it's raining" very excitingly. like when i wash her hair, she'd recite the rhyme i read her before, "it's raining, it's pouring, the old man's snoring...". the other day, when she was drinking her milk, some how she spilled a little, she first said, "raining raining!" then she looked at the milk, confusingly claimed, "white raining!"

穿衣服

每天早上穿衣服都是大战，人家的要求是，blue shirt, no 裤裤，no 裙裙，no dress。
blue shirt也不是随便就可以的，深蓝或者蓝白格子均不能接受，怯蓝是也。打的实在太累了，为娘的我妥协，去商场买了两件怯蓝的shirt换着穿，可惜了严言阿姨给买的那么多漂亮衣服。
至于下半身，我想妥协都没办法妥协，只穿diaper出门吗难道？其实只穿diaper她都不乐意，跟我严肃的要求，光着屁屁！

be careful

站在椅子上疯狂的拍爸爸的电脑。拍累了，要坐下，没留神，差点掉下来，赶紧提醒自己，amy, be careful~

洗澡的时候玩儿浴液瓶子，放回去，没放好，瓶子掉到浴缸里，bubble, be careful~

拿着十辆车一起玩儿，bus吧唧掉地上，赶紧冲下去捡起来，bus, be careful~

amy胖胖

问amy说，谁胖胖啊？
答曰，amy胖胖，妈妈胖胖，爸爸胖胖，都～～～～～～～～～～胖胖。

隔了半晌，再问，谁胖胖啊？
答曰，amy胖胖，amy坏蛋。

其他一些常说的话

amy, it's ok!
amy got it!
amy help!
how about doh? how about lie down? how about drum? how about chuchu train? etc.
babby sleeps,tubbie sleeps, amy sleeps.

假想敌

这个假想敌，是幼儿园的另一个胖，avery。

周末的时候，反复苦大仇深的向我反应，avery scratched amy! avery time-out!今天早上去问阿姨，阿姨说，avery确实抓人了，确实timeout了，可是受害者并不是我们家的胖，完全是某胖自己假想的。嗯。对待avery这么贼的胖，提高警惕，防患于未然，也是好的。

最近幼儿园新来的albert，也被我们给派了个假想敌。
为什么格外优待albert呢？可能因为都是中国宝宝。而且，他们睡觉的时候并排，amy还自动承担了管理新生的任务。大家都睡觉，就albert大叫，amy就会小小声的跟他说，albert!shhhhh!周末在家睡午觉，也会自己练习，偷偷说，albert!shhhhh!
albert的假想敌，是lucia。周末控告完avery伤人事件，就会捎带着说，lucia! timeout!问她，lucia干什么了？她就告诉你，lucia grabbed albert's car。
今天早上也去问过了，结果人家说，lucia上个星期五都没有去。sigh。albert虽然需要保护，也不用这个样子吧？

那么，别人都timeout了，amy勒？人家会狠惨痛的说，amy time out!那你干什么了被timeout呢？她不明不白的告诉你，amy!walk!显然，这中间需要个翻译。翻译阿姨说，是啊，她老四处乱跑，告诉她，要是再跑，不walk的话，就要timeout了哦～所以，就记下了。amy必须要walk。嗯。用阿姨的话说，she knows what she's talking about~至于别人知不知道，就不管了。

学舌

家里养了只胖鹦鹉，你说啥，她说啥。

走路赖赖要人抱，30来磅，抱起来差点儿忽悠着我的老腰。就念叨了一句，BOY YOU ARE HEAVY！立刻有回声，BOY！HEAVY！问她，谁HEAVY阿？立刻骄傲的答，AMY！HEAVY！
依此类推，人家会说 ，BOY！IT’S HOT！然后还紧着解释，IT’S HOT OUTSIDE！NO滑梯~

洗完澡给她擦干，泥鳅一样滑不溜手，一边要逃跑，一边踢人，嘴里还得意的声称，踢妈妈！踢妈妈！批评她，坏蛋才踢妈妈呢。人家马上毫无羞耻感的反省，AMY坏蛋。AMY坏蛋。

因为最近发现她会说爸爸开车，就常常逗她说。那天逗完了，又多逗一句，爸爸开车，那AMY呢？想都不用想，就自豪的说，AMY开车！那妈妈呢？妈妈开车！得，就一小破车，得仨人一块儿开。

比较恶劣的是，学会了说，牛掰！一口气说十次。还有，她爸！直到把她爸叫过来为止。

amy says

"amy is so funny".

hehe. i bragged this to her teachers. and they told me, she IS funny! :D

went to the mall

we are such bad parents. we just realized we haven't bought amy any toys for about 6m now. shame on us. so this weekend we went and bought a drum,a train, and some play dough for amy. she had so much fun with them. after we move in our new house, i promise, we'll buy her more stuff.

in the afternoon, i took amy to the mall to buy some new shoes for her. i liked one of those Dora sneakers, but amy wouldn't let me buy them for her. she's convinced those are lucia's shoes and wouldn't let me try them on her. :D eventually we bought another pair of shoes that light up. she likes them so much this morning the first thing she asked after got up is to put on those shoes.

慢慢开始说话了

昨天接amy回家，我在后座和她玩儿，想起她最喜欢监督家人举动，没事儿就问，妈妈doing? 爸爸doing? (句子太长，what is 被她省略了）。就反问她，what is 爸爸 doing? 一般情况下她就跟我傻笑一下，结果她居然说，爸爸开车！吓我这一大跳。

到家了，她还有点咳嗽，自己咳嗽完了，无限怜悯自己的说，my goodness.

FULL SENTENCES

amy昨天说了非常像模像样的英语：
babby is reading a book.
amy did it her......self.
两句都太长，中间要喘喘气。