tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82354162024-03-26T04:15:14.279-05:00Watch US GrowWatch Amy and DD Grow6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.comBlogger773125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-54340364166116318232012-08-10T22:40:00.001-05:002012-08-10T22:41:49.721-05:00大华府三日游 之 第三日到了第三日大家就可以看出我这个标题的良苦用心了<br />
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(有没有必要这么深思熟虑啊。。。。。。)<br />
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为什么说<b><u>大~~~~~</u></b>华府捏</div>
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就是一般人来DC,没有我们玩儿这么大的</div>
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那天我们玩儿回来跟人说,我们今天去BEACH了</div>
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所有的人的反应都是一样的,咦???这儿有BEACH?</div>
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没有,但是开出去一个小时,就有了。</div>
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为什么玩儿个DC玩儿的这么<strike>面面俱到</strike>乱七八糟的捏</div>
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因为我们家这俩农民孩子很少出门</div>
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上一次,是去年夏天,跟妞妞家一起去CORPUS CHRISTI</div>
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从那以后,便觉得只要是渡假,就必须去了BEACH才算。</div>
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所以我们跟亲耐的NEMO阿姨打听好了去处,向BEACH进发。</div>
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俩农民孩子坐在车上紧紧的攥着NEMO阿姨给我们制备好的小铲子小桶,长出一口气</div>
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NOW THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A VACATION!</div>
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靠!老娘前两天,整个儿就是一个白忙。</div>
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之前NEMO阿姨跟我们介绍这个去处的时候,颇有些拿不出手的担忧。</div>
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跟我说,这个BEACH很一般喔,沙子也不细也不白,水也不清也不蓝。</div>
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我当即就跟她说,没事,是BEACH不是吧,是的话这俩农民就不挑。</div>
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其实我猜搞个沙坑旁边再配一水盆这俩估计也能对付多半天儿。</div>
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果然让我猜着了</div>
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见到水俩人就开始喜笑颜开</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">啊对啊这张的看点是屁股</td></tr>
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甚至连吃午饭,这俩人都坚持一定要坐在水里吃才更香<br />
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平时在家每隔半分钟就有人告状有人嚎哭<br />
这天我们整整在BEACH上呆了六个钟头儿<br />
各种的亲密无间姐友弟恭<br />
玩儿到后来我自己都颇觉得前两天是自己吃饱了撑的<br />
早儿早儿的到这儿来躺三天,比什么不强~~~~<br />
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因为在BEACH上神清气爽的躺了半天<br />
回家的路上<br />
老妈子就颇有些精神失常<br />
向小同志们主动OFFER说你们这么乖要不然咱们LABOR DAY的时候再出来ROAD TRIP吧<br />
我们去大瀑布好不好?!<br />
两个人欢呼雀跃异口同声的大叫YES YES YES!<br />
冷静下来<br />
大只才想起来问,什么是大瀑布?<br />
小只很果断的答,IT'S ANOTHER BEACH, SILLY!</div>6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-79656504085912571562012-08-09T22:59:00.003-05:002012-08-09T22:59:38.526-05:00大华府三日游 之 第二日按照俩农民家长的计划,<br />
本来第二天打算带着小同志们继续去各种不要钱的博物馆占便宜没够的。<br />
但是我瞅着第一天在航空航天博物馆里拿回来的收据发了一会儿呆,<br />
买啥都得一式两份儿,完后还得找地儿拍钱停车。<br />
为了占他们美帝点儿便宜,我再倒找给他们几十块,不值啊。。。。。。<br />
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更何况,花钱不要紧,走哪儿这两位都对NAKED啊BUTT啊大惊小怪,再捎带全体继承了我的粗门大嗓儿,这要是去个艺术博物馆伍儿的,看见张画儿经过个雕塑就给我高声点评生殖器三分钟,这个人,谁丢得起啊~<br />
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所以,第二天,我们去了我们家人最~常去的地方<br />
动物园。<br />
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话说家里有孩子的,去个动物园不奇怪。<br />
但是,<br />
常年持有需要驱车一个小时才可以赶到的动物园的年票<br />
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还没有搬家,就提前四个月拥有了那个城市动物园的年票<br />
这种事情<br />
却大概只有我们家这种奇葩家庭干的出来了。<br />
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所以虽然这个动物园并不是熟门熟路<br />
但是这俩人都很懂行很放松很宾至如归一整天连礼品店都没有吵着要去。<br />
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看看地图<br />
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便集体心情大好</div>
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可以随时随地给马迷摆摆POSE</div>
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尤其是小的这只,简直是被马迷训练成了一个职业摆POSE选手
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我有时候怀疑他是不是以为到动物园就是看这些假的摆设的。。。看到真的动物都没有什么反应,但凡有个雕塑泥像什么的就给你欣赏半天</div>
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(题外话:此人手里举着的是HOT DOG的面包。他吃HOT DOG不吃肠子,只吃面包,而且这个农民品味,你真的去个法国饭馆儿了,人家端上来现烤的外焦里嫩香甜适度的高级面包,他吃一口就吐出来说WEIRD,但是这种路边摊露天摆放了很多天从色泽到口感都非常可疑的陈年烂面包,却是给他几个他可以吃几个。所以一看见卖HOG DOG的我就得去给他央求人家便宜点儿给我们几个面包。。。。。。这天卖HOT DOG的是一爱心泛滥的中年妇女,看他一张肉脸眼巴巴的瞅着,愣是给了我们俩,没收我们钱,所以他拿着非常得意的屡次要求我给他照相)</div>
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一整天只有看见这种真的动物大喜过望<br />
一定要我照相<br />
还是因为Mommy don't you have a friend named Angelfish and she thinks I am super cute?!<br />
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大只的貌似比小的还是要清楚一些状况<br />
跟泥捏的玩艺儿照多了会脚着比较丢人<br />
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也明白什么叫做EXTINCT什么叫做珍稀动物<br />
在大熊猫面前流连忘返了很久<br />
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彼时小的那一位在跟熊猫馆里的一个教具较劲。那个教具是给小盆友们讲解为毛大熊猫这么少,这么难繁殖,用一个显微镜给大家看大熊猫精子切片。我们家这位刚刚识字了的小同志就用全馆人民都听得到的音量反反复复的盘问我究竟什么叫做SEMEN。。。。。。<br />
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如此这般我看人丢的也差不多了<br />
就带他们去吃色素<br />
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吃了色素心情大好,可以帮马迷照相<br />
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酱紫忙了半天天色仍然尚早,小同志就想起来头天划船没有划爽的往事了<br />
吵着问我说有没有不热不用出力不用穿救生衣同时船上还有厕所可以上的船。<br />
此人的原话是<br />
<span style="color: purple;"><b><i>Mommy can you BUY me one of those BIGGER FANCY MOTOR BOAT?</i></b></span><br />
一号小盆友懂点儿事儿,也有限<br />
<span style="color: #990000;"><b><i>She can't buy a boat for you! But she can rent one, right mommy?????</i></b></span><br />
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好在农民孩子并不知道私家邮轮和一般船只的本质性差别<br />
只要在水上漂就是很FANCY的事情<br />
非常满意<br />
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最后去这样一个又上海又北京的所在吃了一顿非常荒谬的“中餐”。<br />
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俩美国农民拍着被色素味精塞满的肚皮交口称赞,<br />
说this is the BEST DAY ever and this is the BEST Chinese food ever!<br />
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有农民娃如此,农妇何求啊~~~~~~<br />6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-78087544386057649922012-08-08T22:13:00.000-05:002012-08-08T22:13:57.773-05:00大华府三日游 之 第一日前文书有说<br />
我们家四口儿人<br />
个顶个儿的<br />
俩字儿就可以概括<br />
农民<br />
所以有幸可以去首府<br />
两只小的一路上就激动不已,嘚不嘚嘚不嘚的跟我兜售了很多他们在学校学来的爱国主义教育。<br />
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大部分问题上俩人口径是非常一致的,比如说Lincoln Memorial里面有一个人坐着,再比如说Washington Monument好像天空一样那么的高<br />
但是在一个小细节上面产生了严重的冲突。那奏是白宫里面到底住着谁。AMY说总统一家吃喝拉撒都在里面,DD很有学问的表示了有理有据的质疑,<i><span style="color: purple;"><b>No way! President just works FOR US.LIKE DADDY, he works at his office but he lives in his house. You know who lives in the White House? UNCLE SAM!!!!!!</b></span></i><br />
DD这人因为是老二,所以其实是很随遇而安的,平时要求不多,随便捏捏揉揉也都可以.但是白宫里面住着谁这显然是非常严重的原则性问题,所以争来争去都不肯松口.最后想出一个好辙: <b><i><span style="color: purple;">Mommy why don't you take us to the White House?! Then I'll show you it's UNCLE SAM who lives there!!!!</span></i></b><br />
问题是Uncle Sam家很难进,需要提前半年申请才可能。像他马迷这种当天下午要干嘛都想不好的人,怎么可能有那个远见半年前来排队满足他的这个要求。<br />
酱紫一来,俩人便陷入互相无法考证的僵局,小同志立刻心灰意冷起来,<b><i><span style="color: purple;"> I don't like DC any more!</span></i></b><br />
于是乎,剩下的这三天,马迷都处于一个非常努力表现将功赎罪的状态。整个行程,都是小盆友自己一手安排的。他们说要干啥,马迷就豁出老命来奉陪到底。<br />
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所以到华府的第一天第一件事,我们不是去著名的national mall,也没有进各种各样富丽堂皇还完全不要钱(对,农民的注意力都在这个不要钱上面)的博物馆,而是~<br />
当当当~<br />
去~<br />
划~<br />
脚!<br />
踏!<br />
船!!!!!!!!!<br />
更为悲催的是,祖宗说的要去划吧,上了船最不爽的还是祖宗。腿不够长蹬不到,脖子太短被救生衣卡的喘不上气,外加天气太热着急如厕。。。<br />
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上岸其实走不了几步就是Washington Monument。但是我们从德州这种恨不得上趟厕所都要开车的地方来的人就表示了各种的不适应。小盆友们甚至发表了"<b><i><span style="color: purple;">Isn't this the MOST IMPORTANT city? How come they don't even know how to build a BIG ENOUGH parking lot?!</span></i></b>"酱紫的红脖子言论。等走到了,连大只酱紫的神经病都蔫儿了。</div>
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这两只才勉强走到了Lincoln Memorial<br />
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雪糕吃完饮料快喝光顿时又变成晒蔫儿的黄瓜两根儿<br />
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两个农民尤其非常不满的是,诺大一个纪念碑一个纪念堂,连个礼品店都没有!楼上楼下转了八圈儿万分不解的问我,So people came here just to look at this?! NOT BUYING ANYTHING?!<br />
要是全体美国人民都像这两位一样的高风亮节,哪里还会有经济衰退啊?!活生生的给他们买一个繁荣昌盛。<br />
我看事已至此,别的招式是全都不管用了,就赶紧把他们往有礼品店的所在领。胡乱的看了看飞机大炮走走过场<br />
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看见礼品店两颗农民的心才算是彻底的放在了腔子里,心满意足的跟俩刘姥姥似的挑花眼长达整整半个钟头儿<br />
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出来以后呈现一个越遛越开心的局面. 尤其是看到了酱紫一个光屁股的雕塑以后,张AMY绕着它转来转去八圈很满意的说,Finally there is something fun!<br />
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乃至马迷大惊小怪的说,快看快看WHITE HOUSE! 俩人都没有嫌弃马迷丢人,很耐心的给农民马迷讲解,That is Capital Building!!!!<br />
完后还更加进一步的自告奋勇道,Mommy why don't you take a picture for us?!!!!<br />
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搞得我这叫一个后悔,你说我一整天用力过度的卖笑给他们看,早去礼品店早拍钱不就完了么?!!!!6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-77506802906403575252012-07-24T13:46:00.002-05:002012-07-24T13:56:44.591-05:00其他 及 肯德基州 大溶洞 国家公园 半日游本人因为长期不思进取玩物丧志<br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;">(话说扭头一看,玩物也没有玩儿出什么花儿来,啊2012年大半年了就只写了一篇。。。前几年那可是话密的满天飞啊~连博客都可以写得这么三天两头虎头蛇尾的人,你指着她搞什么科研发什么文章,那不是白日做梦咩)</span><br />
正经活儿干得非常差强人意<br />
所以不得不举家长途迁徙,换一块地找一波不明真相的群众重新打混继续招摇撞骗。<br />
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酱紫一来便很头大<br />
宅人家那俩宅娃<br />
连去几迈以外的菜店买个菜<br />
都要叽叽歪歪崩溃八回<br />
<i style="color: #cc0000;">are we there yet? when are we gonna be there? this is SOOOOO boring. what if i am bored to death? WHAT IF? HUH?!</i><br />
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<i>can I play I-pod? why can't I play? why don't we have those tv thingy in our car like Helen? What if Amy's bored to death? HUH?!</i></div>
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你说一千两百多迈酱紫闹下来, WHAT IF I AM ANNOYED TO DEATH? WHAT IF? HUH?!!!</div>
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于是就跟领导商量怎样能不出人命的把这个跨国的家,给胜利的搬喽。</div>
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领导大手一挥,<i>谁怕谁啊。你是他们妈还是他们是你妈?!</i></div>
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当然他们是我妈啊!</div>
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所以最后其实也没啥好对策,我老人家一千两百多迈,活生生的就是在欧德赛第二排那个只能坐半个屁股的中间的座位上面跟他们挤过来的,彩衣娱亲了一千多迈,剩下两百迈派给DS和IPOD陪玩儿。虽然没有出整条人命,多半条是绝对的奉献了的。</div>
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什么?你说这跟肯德基跟大溶洞跟国家公园有什么关系???</div>
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我就是一北京妞儿长成的北京大婶儿,话密人傻心眼儿好。话密是第一位的。</div>
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刚刚开出来第一天,领导就放下话儿来,你们两个要乖喔,你们要是乖,咱们开到阿肯萨爸爸带你们去很漂亮的公园。</div>
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“<i><span style="color: purple;">Daddy are you going to take us to play slides? why can't we just play slides in Texas</span></i>?" </div>
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宅爸听了以后顿时了无生趣,是啊我们这是为了神马?!吭吭哧哧开了三百多迈我们干嘛还要再开上歧途死乞白赖的找一个公园来要他们两个complain这里的滑梯不如德州的好。。。<br />
于是乎宅人农民赶到阿肯萨以后,没有去各种风景如画的州立公园,就宅在酒店的游泳池里,展开了喜闻乐见的到此一<span style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-size: x-large;"><u><b>游</b></u></span>的活动。<br />
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游不成了<br />
这俩农民就一个旋转门也可以玩儿得行人侧目保安干预。完全不用出门,小盆友们就得到了极大的满足。<br />
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宅人大家都见过,出门还宅的,见过么你们见过么?!<br />
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酱紫出门宅到第三天,进入肯德基境内 (没想到吧?这么快我就开始说肯德基了。。。//so proud of myself),扭脸儿一看 (所谓扭脸儿,当然是指在hotel用人家的不要钱的internet那么一扭。。。),<a href="http://www.nps.gov/maca/index.htm" target="_blank">大溶洞国家公园</a>就在高速公路的边儿上,而!且!还!不!收!门票!<br />
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话说我们家俩成年人,个顶个儿的都是--宅人农民。<br />
宅人是定语,农民才是核心。关于农民的定义以及特性,之前已经在<a href="http://amykz.blogspot.com/2010/11/blog-post.html" target="_blank">这里</a>详细的阐述过了,基本精神就是这么几个字,<strike>占便宜没够吃亏难受 </strike>省吃俭用。这种不收钱的山川名胜如果不去<strike>被陶冶熏陶</strike>跟大牌子照一张照片好回去跟人家吹牛(i.e.,写博),那就跟丢了钱一样的那么难受。<br />
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这个人就整个儿就是一个公主大小姐不幸被TRAP在黑胖的躯壳里面,然后更加不幸的降生在我们这个农民之家。如果依着她,应该出门就坐私家JET,飞到世界上最繁华的城市,看见什么SPARKLY的就拍钱买下什么,酿紫才算渡假。我们现在这个,只配叫做,逃难。当然了,她也没说错就是了。。。。。。<br />
这些都是废话<br />
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大溶洞国家公园占地很大,有山有水有河流,可以camping可以hiking可以biking。我们开车进去的时候快100多度的高温,广大神经病美国人民还是跑的跑骑的骑一派热火朝天的全民运动景象。我们家人自然都是表示极大的不理解,在大溶洞国家公园,你不钻到地底下去看溶洞,没事骑个什么自行车啊?!<br />
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大溶洞一个是因为自然地貌要保护,还有一个是因为地下迷宫很危险,所以要是想看,就必须要跟他们导游一起下去。敌人一共安排了十四条不同的路线。大部分都是一大早出发或者傍晚出发,像我们这种在酒店蹦够了床路上还要吃个麦当劳到那儿都已经中午了完后下午还要赶去人多的镇子吃个中国自助餐的,基本上只有两个比较阳春的路线选择,一个叫做historic tour,一个叫做new entrance tour。<br />
另外就是这两个路线都比较短,从上BUS到下BUS一共俩小时,剩下的基本上都是三个小时以上。像我们家这俩玩儿游戏机都可以玩儿一会儿就抱怨BORING的,也完全不可能坚持下来就是了。<br />
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敌人的国家公园人力物力设施都很好,时值暑假这种旺季,大溶洞公园仍然呈现一个众多工作人员游手好闲纠缠着问你你有没有问题的局面。经过他们的介绍,我们选了new entrance tour,因为这个比较好看。其实看名字就知道啦,historic tour要讲好些史料,我一个大人都不想听。事实证明,new entrance tour也还是讲了不少“史料”。地上地下都在讲。<br />
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所谓史,其实也就是什么我二老爷他们当年。。我太姥姥他们家。。。酱紫的,讲的人各种投入,听的人肃然起敬。全体都演的非常敬业,我家两只丢人的除外。<br />
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我们买了new entrance的票以后是十二点十分,tour要一点钟才开始,这五十分钟干什么好嘞?导游非常热情的向我们推荐了hiking trail,甚至boating option,我们当然是宛然谢绝,一家人义无反顾的扎进了gift shop。整整五十分钟,小的这只都处于一个彻底挑花眼的状态,最后愣是什么也没买,告儿我说他要考虑考虑。。。tour完了回来再继续挑!!<br />
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一点钟tour开始,一百多人分三个BUS开往溶洞入口,所谓的两个小时的tour,上下BUS开来开去就大概花了四十分钟。我们这些已经坐了很~~~~~~久车的人就颇不耐烦,小算盘扒拉扒拉,这几十迈出去都可以开到下一个镇子啦~非常喜欢BUS的小盆友倒是没啥意见,回来以后你问他,大溶洞完全不记得,绿BUS长什么样怎样上下车跟谁一起坐了照了几张照片却可以跟你详谈半个钟头。<br />
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下了BUS走进洞口就开始一路向下。<br />
大溶洞嘛就是各种大石头各种地貌各种洞穴有些地方还水声涓涓。很壮观很神奇。<br />
(写完这几句回头读一读,我这人还真是不配写游记。。。。。。。)<br />
大多数时间灯光昏暗通道狭窄,只能一个人慢慢走过,我这个农民中的农民一路嘁里喀嚓照了很多鬼影晃动,搞得跟在我们后面的人有机会就往前超过。。。等到出洞的时候我们是最后一波。。。。。。<br />
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如果不拍总是动来动去的人,在洞里拍景致还是可以勉强凑合的。一路上很后悔为什么没把三脚架带上,可是其实那么多杂志报章画报书籍网络相册,图片都不知道要美多少倍,不知道自己在瞎念个什么<br />
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洞里温度大概比地表要低个二三十度,两个小盆友一路走一路喊冷。抱起小的那只取暖,大的就很怒,that is SO NOT FAIR~她八十多磅也,搁谁谁也都抱不动不是,于是一路上人家在讲溶洞历史,我就在跟这一只掰扯脂肪的取暖作用。讲到后来小盆友口中念念有词,我~很~胖~我~不!冷!<br />
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出得洞来,温差之大一下子就看出来了。温度欻的一下子热上来,整个相机彻底起雾,照出人来比在洞里还要朦胧。
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坐BUS回到停车场,自然是要做此行最~~~~~~~重要的一件事情,抱着大牌子我们就照了一个没完没了。<br />
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上路了以后揪着两个小的问说 <i>did you guys have fun?</i><br />
两只异口同声的答,<i style="color: #660000;">YEAH! WE LOVE THE GIFT SHOP!!!!!!</i><br />
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所以这个故事告诉我们<br />
农民就是农民<br />
宅就是宅<br />
人要认命认基因<br />
啊对了还有<br />
大溶洞很好看<br />
但是看一次也就好了<br />
而且那个地方地处前不着村儿后不着店儿的农村<br />
如果不是路过<br />
如果不是学地质的<br />
如果不是有人花钱拍你去聂影<br />
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我脚着大家好像不用专程赶过去<br />
当然了你就是要没事就喜欢出门骑个自行车HI个KING什么的另说<br />
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DD班上只有两个女生,剩下十多个男孩子,。这么多男生,只有LANE是他的好盆友,用老师 的话说,就是因为这俩人都很MILD。(<span style="font-size: x-small;"><strike>用AMY的话说,就是因为俩人都是GIRL-KIND-OF BOY。</strike></span>)<br />
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这俩人<strike>GIRL-KIND</strike> MILD 到了什么程度捏,某天DD的鞋子坏了,回家点名道姓告诉我要买SKETCHER牌儿的。带他去MALL里,满满一面墙琳琅满目长得全体差不多的鞋子里面,小同学一下子就挑好了一双。第二天穿去学校,我才发现,LANE穿着一模一样的一双。俩人热情拥抱,欢天喜地,载歌载舞,“we wear matchy shoes~ we wear matchy shoes~" <strike>(Elton John would be so proud.)</strike><br />
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前文书有提,他们班上还有另外十来个<strike>正常的</strike>非常野蛮的男孩子。所以DD跟LANE这俩人是打也打不过,吼也吼不赢,就自己发明了一些COPING MECHANISM来SURVIVE。最新的一招,是板着脸,做出一副DD很生气,问题很严重的表情,同时发出一种奇怪的声音,非常类同于火警,“昂!!!!!!昂!!!!!!!昂!!!!!”反复不止,直到来犯对方被吵得头晕目眩四肢瘫软。<br />
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本着老二当宠物养的精神,我基本上是所有的问题都随他去,各种声音任由他制造。可是昨天,是teacher parent conference day。要依着我呢。宠物嘛,请家长我也一样海阔天空的继续溺爱。<br />
怎奈何,一放学,小动物就自己来问我问题,<span style="color: purple;">MOMMY MOMMY, Ms. G says she talked with you today. What did you guys talk about?</span><br />
本人说啥也是一<strike>美剧忠实粉丝</strike>高级知识分子,对于这种低级问题对策高明着嘞,<span style="color: #660000;">What <b><u><i>do you think</i></u></b> we talked about?</span><br />
小盆友哪里是我的对手,想了一下就忙不迭的坦白,<span style="color: purple;">I think Ms. G told you me and Lane fight and we say 昂!!!!昂!!!!a lot.</span><br />
小盆友有这么高的觉悟,马迷自然就有义务<strike>随便</strike>教育一下。反正<strike>美剧里面二手贩来的</strike>心理学教育学一套一套的,什么你要是生气了就要讲出来啊,你发出奇怪的声音谁也帮不了你啊,你跟LANE两个人有问题就要好好谈啊,如此这般<strike>对付</strike>讲了半分钟,我们娘儿俩便转入正题,<br />
<span style="color: #660000;">Did you miss mommy today?</span><br />
<span style="color: purple;">I missed you ALL THE TIME! </span>母子尽欢,<strike>载歌载舞的</strike>回家去也。<br />
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我以为这件事情就完了,结果转过天来,去接DD。<br />
小盆友见到我第一句话是,<span style="color: purple;">Mommy today I had a talk with Lane</span>.<br />
<span style="color: #660000;">哦?你们每天不是很多TALK,为毛要告诉马迷这一个TALK?</span><br />
<span style="color: purple;">Because this is an important talk! I told him that when he gets mad, he cannot just say 昂!!!! He needs to either tell the teacher or his mommy that he's upset. He needs to calm himself down. He can't make any weird noise because nobody understand that and then they won't be able to help.</span><br />
马迷这边被此人的好为人师惊得一愣一愣的,傻掉了三分钟以后才想起来问,<span style="color: #660000;">真的么。。。那。。。那。。。那LANE怎么说?</span><br />
<span style="color: purple;">Lane says,<b><span style="font-size: large;"> 昂!!!!!! 昂!!!!!!!!!昂!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></b></span>6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-1007812152837485782011-11-23T15:20:00.000-06:002011-11-23T15:20:02.052-06:00小盆友的科幻送小盆友上学的路上,等红灯。总共也没等了两分钟,急性子的大小姐就非常之的上火:<br />
“What is wrong with this light?!” <br />
“Oh this is taking FOREVER!"<br />
"OH COME ON!!!!" ---<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #a64d79;"><i> 我有没有这么annoying啊</i></span>!<br />
一个人兀自气了一阵子,脑子里面的电灯泡叮的一声就亮了,开始异想天开<br />
I wish we had a flying car~ That way we don't have to wait anymore! ---<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #a64d79;"><i>真的假的?!你马迷在连janitors们都人手IPHONE的今天还攥着一上个世纪的产品,就算有飞车,也轮不到咱家开吧。</i></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #c27ba0;">。。</span><br />
OR! --- <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #a64d79;"><i>想起樱桃小丸子里面有一集的开头,"我们家很穷~”</i></span><br />
I wish everybody else ALL had flying cars~ That way there won't be any cars and lights on the road! ---<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #a64d79;"><i>果然是阿Q马迷生出来的阿Q娃娃啊,你们都进步好了,我们一家子人幸福的固步自封</i></span><br />
OR! ---<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #a64d79;">酱紫都不行么。。。你是要怎样?别人送咱家飞车咱们跟着一起在天上堵车乜?!</span></i><br />
I wish there's a magic microphone. We tell it where we want to go, and then five seconds later, we are there! --- <i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #a64d79;">这这这这这难道不就是传说中的beam up?!她小小的时候我跟她爸看了很多很多的star trek。。。莫非都被她听去了?!</span></i><br />
OR! --- <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #a64d79;"><i>。。。</i></span><br />
I wish there's a magic camera. It takes a picture of us, then we all turn into FAIRIES! You are a big fairy, I am a medium fairy, DD is a teeny tiny little cute fairy. ---<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #a64d79;"><i>我可怜的铁铮铮的男儿汉DD啊~~~</i></span>6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-53118461072808683562011-11-05T21:19:00.004-05:002011-11-05T21:31:44.286-05:00关于死亡的对话去年“圣诞老人”应小盆友要求给他们买了两条鱼。<br />
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三分钟热度过后,小盆友只有朋友来了会想起来炫耀给人看一下,或者什么筋搭错线突然爱心勃发的趴在鱼缸边假装疯魔 "awwwww you are SO CUTE~"几秒钟。剩下的时间这两条鱼就过着连吃饭都有一搭没一搭的凄惨日子。领导偶尔路过便不由得叹气,你说他们上辈子造了什么孽沦落到咱们家这种冷血家庭来当宠物。。。<br />
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大约蓝色的那条上辈子造的孽少一些,他在我家的炼狱鱼生于公元二零一一年十一月四日美国中部时间晚间九点半提前结束了(当然了准确时间没人知道,fish neglect如果是一条罪,那我们全家都是在逃犯)。<br />
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马迷顿时很凌乱,倒不是说感叹生命的渺小这种伟大的凌乱,是满脑子就一个念头。。。。<br />
“这可如~何~是~好~~~怎么跟主子们解释啊~~~~~~~~~~~”<br />
万圣节俩人问我马迷ghost是哪里来的我都想晕死过去,现在真的面临死亡了,怎搞怎搞怎搞。<br />
领导很冷静,这还不简单,“开机~放狗!”<br />
其实马迷的浏览器打开就是狗那一页。怎奈何一方面冷血另外一方面ADHD。打开浏览器以后织围脖看电视找人聊天要忙的事情太多。上炕的时候才隐隐觉得好像忘了一件什么事情。老年痴呆自然是想了一夜加一顿早饭也完全没有头绪。<br />
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一直到正在嘎嘣嘎嘣嚼万圣节糖豆子的DD挂在我身上突然一声长叹,<br />
"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">SIGH, I think my fish is dead.</span>"<br />
"你你你你。。。你怎么知道的?!”<br />
"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">I just do.</span>"<br />
"SO... how does that make you feel?”<br />
"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Nothing...Can I have more candies?</span>"<br />
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也许,这本来,就是这么一件很简单很现实的事情?没什么感受好谈?没什么好解释的?<br />
正预备长出一口没必要的多情气之时,胖黛玉姐节画画课回来了。<br />
DD一出溜儿从我身上滑下来,冲过去俩人就展开了严肃的关于死亡的对话<br />
“<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Amy, Guess what, my fish died!</span>"<br />
看dolphin tale给我哭得死去活来的小盆友此时居然萌生了很多做姐节的豪情壮志,慢声细语的安慰道,"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">Oh,really? that's OK,DD, are you OK? are you sad?</span>"<br />
然后完全不顾DD很冷静很缓慢的回答,"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">No I am not sad</span>",继续提出了非常先进的therapy常见手段,"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">It's OK to feel sad, you know what, let's draw a picture for her! That way you'll always remember her!</span>"<br />
俩人摸了纸和笔以后,这位做姐节的脚着人生哲理需要继续跟傻D掰扯清楚,便接着孜孜不倦。<br />
"Y<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">ou know what DD, everybody dies. It's just something that's gonna happen sooner or later. There's nothing you can do about it. I think mommy will die some day too. Even though she says she won't die. But I don't think that's true.</span>"<br />
我这一口气差点儿没提上来当场就被她气死之际,但听得DD还很淡定的跟进道,<br />
"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Yeah you are right, she'll die too..</span>."6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-306165539076871542011-09-25T22:52:00.002-05:002011-09-25T22:55:01.691-05:00有了微博以后的博 之 张一美的中文作业本人也是微了博了的人了~ <a href="http://weibo.com/callmesix">点这里点这里点这里~</a><br />
从今往后您看见我写博只剩一个可能性<br />
--好几个微博凑的<br />
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譬如说<br />
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小盆友写中文作业,要用“等”字组词,翻了三分钟白眼,灵光一现道,等人!马迷正在旁边五颜六色各种感动,小盆友自己解释道,Mommy you know why? Because 人 only has two strikes. I like it! I try it all the time with this kind of homework!<br />
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小盆友继续写中文作业。造句。<br />
起来-- “我起来了”。<br />
吃饭--“我吃饭了”。<br />
故事 -- 。。。。。。“MOMMY!!!!!How do you write念?”<br />
马迷又在旁边五颜六色各种感动:她居然没有写 “我故事了" 豪~了不起啊~<br />
写完了小盆友扬长而去,马迷拿起来打算继续感动,赫然发现:<br />
故事 -- “我念书了”。<br />
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不光中文,她写什么作业都酱紫。<br />
数学算不对,语文写掉字。<br />
最让人崩溃的是,上个星期,居然有三!天!(总共只有四天有作业)忘记给我把作业带回家,完后人家还本着HAPPY PEOPLE的精神很快活的开解自己<br />
that's OK. I'll just lose recess time tomorrow. It's too hot to go out anyways.6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-86840052849415033572011-08-16T21:21:00.001-05:002011-08-16T21:21:37.852-05:00乡下人渡假我们家农民孩子在地广人稀的德州乡下长大,人生中最向往的东西有那么几样,多数都跟繁荣昌盛相关。<br />
比如说被爸爸问说渡假想去哪里,城市还是大自然,一号想也没想高呼,OF COURSE CITIES! I am a city girl~<br />
DD的要求没有那么高,并不一定要去曼哈顿住总统套房,但是用多种方式跟我表达过对“EBELATOR”这种东西的高度渴望。<br />
于是我们来到CORPUS CHRISTI,第一件事并不是去看海,而是,乘坐EBELATOR。不仅一坐就坐了好几次,而且还有农民马迷跟着拍照留念。<br />
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农民们坐EBELATOR坐爽了以后,自然还开展了一系列赶海坐船逛水族馆看海豚等等农民游客们喜闻乐见的活动,可是回家的路上问小盆友最喜欢什么,农民一号二号的单子上面除了EBELATOR以外,这些活动都是一笔带过,长篇累牍的是, JUMPING ON THE BEDS<br />
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农民家长不由要扪心自问,我们开车来回一千多迈,这是为了个毛啊为了个毛~~~~~~~~~~6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-34583892476684147292011-07-17T00:00:00.002-05:002011-07-17T00:09:12.991-05:00沉默中爆发<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Playdate本来是很开心的事</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVECuJ7fmRVEsihxlzQRJUUSywBMFk1grM7KGhzhegF4hQIQyID6wltwpZHuV3XDxW_hacR7o3IjgAIAn1KTkqcw9iSRbZSi0RLU7BKvUAXruTPLmu0djmwUNCADVRxGPUehrX/s1600/IMG_5565+%2528Large%2529.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVECuJ7fmRVEsihxlzQRJUUSywBMFk1grM7KGhzhegF4hQIQyID6wltwpZHuV3XDxW_hacR7o3IjgAIAn1KTkqcw9iSRbZSi0RLU7BKvUAXruTPLmu0djmwUNCADVRxGPUehrX/s400/IMG_5565+%2528Large%2529.JPG" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">(<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">没有去过北京的同志请注意最右边的妞妞,这,就是北京路边儿西瓜小贩儿的标准坐姿</span>)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">不仅大个儿的那个喜欢欺负人</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPqkhynTETAj2ev6Nk2ALO3fSGa0-tZwBCVOoE-m4MxAh53cy22F_ZHCK3KCGvTL5_OjMQ6JZHoh7BcY-kdW4MG4ZQwLgwRODolPprJPNETl0sqIkD7JG4i2Kj-d1srfqrdWKg/s1600/IMG_5503+%2528Large%2529.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPqkhynTETAj2ev6Nk2ALO3fSGa0-tZwBCVOoE-m4MxAh53cy22F_ZHCK3KCGvTL5_OjMQ6JZHoh7BcY-kdW4MG4ZQwLgwRODolPprJPNETl0sqIkD7JG4i2Kj-d1srfqrdWKg/s320/IMG_5503+%2528Large%2529.JPG" width="213" /></a></div><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">于是我们家的文盲男生</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">今天终于在沉默中爆发了</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">一个人鼓捣了很久鼓捣出这样一张告示</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">认认真真的贴在自己的房间门口</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSEsCeoWWNN4uxqqIttDB-2XamjwVxrDSGb117tyPhqJwzinkGxJr0GuNim0JevCm8FXOJCaWC_FM_3DTp9EWmqVCguelHEDNTLcTumDdsHWbYNSbTxzLpvQZ-pqUlDDDMzxF_/s1600/IMG_5636+%2528Large%2529.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSEsCeoWWNN4uxqqIttDB-2XamjwVxrDSGb117tyPhqJwzinkGxJr0GuNim0JevCm8FXOJCaWC_FM_3DTp9EWmqVCguelHEDNTLcTumDdsHWbYNSbTxzLpvQZ-pqUlDDDMzxF_/s400/IMG_5636+%2528Large%2529.JPG" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">门摔好了</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">却很担心不明真相的群众智商不够参不透</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">又自己打开门</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">恶狠狠的解释</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">NO GIRLS ALLOWED!</span></div>6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-42801856131703862752011-07-15T21:04:00.003-05:002011-07-15T21:21:36.808-05:00What makes an almost unbearably long day (or week......or life) suddenly beautiful<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">S'more made by Amy</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Simply because<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">"<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">I love Mommy</span></i>"</div><div style="text-align: center;">and</div><div style="text-align: center;">"<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">Mommy's super pretty</span></i>".</div>6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-32792848728322122532011-06-11T15:54:00.001-05:002011-06-11T15:55:48.575-05:00How I got my Ears Pierced --- by Amy Zhang and Mommy<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjX-RjaAAJcDW8aYOkMpeZs7WNdmJIBMhdVLYiv9f4Msybyf1DQufgNAr0e5D0KeepfGL6F8L10-keN7eeBC8vKAuBkrRTfY2TWXly38Ue0Ol1CNOnNKLIFPgWjTEzq3MQmtLaN/s1600/2011-06-08_11-31-21_225+%2528Large%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjX-RjaAAJcDW8aYOkMpeZs7WNdmJIBMhdVLYiv9f4Msybyf1DQufgNAr0e5D0KeepfGL6F8L10-keN7eeBC8vKAuBkrRTfY2TWXly38Ue0Ol1CNOnNKLIFPgWjTEzq3MQmtLaN/s320/2011-06-08_11-31-21_225+%2528Large%2529.jpg" width="219" /></a></div>This is me, Amy, getting my ears pierced at Claire's ( I also just got a haircut. Do you like it?). <br />
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I am seven and half, almost eight. I always wanted my ears to be pierced because my mommy has a lot of pretty earrings. But I was super scared because mommy told me they would have to poke a hole on my earlobe, and I think it HURTS! Mommy also told me that they would have to shoot the earrings into my earlobe. That sounds SUPER PAINFUL.<br />
At my ballet dance recital, Ms. Geralyn said we need to wear white crystal earrings. So mommy got me some clip-ons. But my clip-ons kept falling. That's when I decided I have to get my ears pierced. Plus, Mommy's birthday is coming up. I want to give mommy a gift. Since she really wants me to get my ears pierced, I am giving her the gift of that!<br />
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And this picture was taken on mommy's birthday, as planned.<br />
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On that day, the people at Claire's showed me how it's done on a cute teddy bear (You can see that teddy bear in my arms in this picture). It looked as scary and painful as I thought. So I told mommy I wanted to think about it. <br />
We left the store and went to another store to check out clothes. When we were looking at all those dresses, I can't stop thinking about it. And I asked mommy,<br />
"How much does it hurt?"<br />
Then I pinched her ears and asked her again,<br />
" Does it hurt that much?"<br />
Mommy replied,<br />
"It hurts this much!" pinching my ears really hard.<br />
I thought, that was not too bad. So I told mommy,<br />
" I WANT TO DO IT!"<br />
Mommy took me back to Claire's and they let me pick which kind of earrings they would use to shoot into my earlobes. There are a lot of beautiful earrings to choose from, I was CONFUSED! Eventually, I picked a daisy with rainbow colors. They sparkle very beautifully.<br />
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"OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"<br />
On the other ear I did the same thing, maybe even louder.<br />
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(By the way, Mommy forgot her camera at home. She had to ask some random person in the store to help us take these pictures. Mommy is crazy about pictures.)<br />
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Mommy and I were really excited after all these were done.At that time my ears didn't hurt any more. It felt like a MIRACLE! I looked into a mirror and stared at myself for a LONG time. I look SO BEAUTIFUL with those colorful sparkly earrings. I am VERY GLAD that I did this even though I thought I could never do this!<br />
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That is my story, and here are more pictures of me with my new earrings. Thank you for reading.<br />
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闲闲的问,<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">Mommy, is Tooth Fairy for real?</span></i></b><br />
<i>啊!当然是真的了!</i> --- 我这人好像没有什么道德观念 跟大人跟小孩儿撒谎都是手到擒来自然而然<br />
<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">But I thought Fairies don't exist.</span></i></b><br />
<i>为毛为毛为毛?</i> --- 好像有点儿演过了哈。<br />
<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">what 毛? Fairies don't have 毛。</span></i></b><br />
<i>哦。。。马迷是问你为什么说没有fairy</i><br />
<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">YOU TOLD ME!!!! </span></i></b> --- 靠!<br />
<i>什么时候。。。马迷没有告诉过你吧。。。</i><br />
<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">When I said when I grow up, I want to be a fairy, you said there's no such thing.</span></i></b> ---我滴那个苍~天~啊~~~<br />
<i>啊马迷的意思是说你不可能突然变成fairy。而且tooth fairy跟你说的fairy也不是一码事啊</i> ---我就说吧扯谎说瞎话我是行家。<br />
<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">Really?</span></i></b><br />
<i>当然了,不然嘞,你以为你枕头下面的钱哪儿来的?</i><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000; font-size: large;"><b><i>It's you. You gave me money.</i></b></span> --- 晴天霹雳~ 虽然tooth fairy这活儿不好干,总共小盆友就掉了十颗牙我硬是忘了两回。 可是小盆友如果就酱紫长大了就酱紫现实了,tooth fairy就酱紫下岗了,那还是非~常~的悲哀。<br />
<i>我才不给你钱捏!我凭什么啊!我又不要你的牙。</i> --- 怎样?不服不行吧?转脸儿就来啊我是。<br />
<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">That's right. You NEVER give me money,even after I do chores. </span></i></b>匆匆忙忙跑去记账的黑板查了一下,<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">you owe me FIVE dollar and fifty cents! </span></i></b><br />
黄世仁小同志就此忘记了牙仙的辩论,抓起马迷的钱包收账去了。<br />
马迷一个人坐在这里发愁,辩论的今天就酱紫毫无预警的来到了,否决牙仙的明天,还远么?6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-61056197908206736962011-05-31T01:41:00.000-05:002011-06-01T08:19:20.655-05:00姐姐今天收到<a href="http://shuyi1130.blogspot.com/">网路爱人</a>从加州寄来的生日礼物<br />
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打开盒子的瞬间惊呆了<br />
里面的那只小熊<br />
跟十五年前姐姐给我买的生日礼物 (人老了就是酱紫 回忆起来一套一套的 而且还都十五年十五年的有没有?!!!!)<br />
一模一样(右面的那只是姐姐买的)<br />
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(我们两个简直已经是般配/默契到了不可思议的那么一个地步,鉴于标题是“姐姐”,需要围观PDA的同学们<a href="http://shuyi1130.blogspot.com/2010/08/blog-post.html">请挪步这里</a>。)<br />
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十五年前<br />
姐姐刚刚上班<br />
一个月一千块钱的工资<br />
吃穿用度外加谈恋爱<br />
几块钱的时装杂志都是奢侈品<br />
可是妹妹我只消在燕莎信手一指<br />
“啊~~~~~这个豪~~~~~~~~可爱啊!!!!!!!”<br />
姐姐便一个人又偷偷的跑回城东<br />
花掉四百块钱买它回来给我做生日礼物<br />
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不擅长表达感情的人<br />
写到这里<br />
发呆三十分钟<br />
不知道如何收场<br />
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想起来星期天带着家里面的那一位姐姐去宜家,买她帮马迷打扫房间/照顾弟弟的奖品<br />
小盆友挑了很~~~~~~~~~~久挑中了一只毛绒狗狗,跟她家里已经有的一只刚好凑成母子。<br />
马上要交钱的时候突然想起来家里猪睡的那一位<br />
<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">But DD likes puppy too! Can we get him one, a white one,PLEASE????</span></i></b><br />
啊一只狗十块钱耶,你老娘我还穿着新买的四寸半高跟鞋耶,宜家很~~~大耶。。。走回去一趟废钱又废脚又废鞋有没有?!!!<br />
<b style="font-style: italic;">You've gotta earn your prize. DD didn't work, so we don't get him one. </b> --- 啊是不是老~有道理了?!!!我堪称是急智善辩的教育专家耶有没有?!!!<br />
小盆友想不出什么对策来,兀自忧心忡忡。<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;"> But what if he wants mine?!</span></i></b><br />
<i><b>When we get home, I bet he's still napping. You just go ahead and hide it in your room, OK? </b></i><br />
回到家里,猪小弟果然还没有起。小盆友抓起狗狗咚咚咚咚跑上楼,我还以为她去藏起来。<br />
没想到她一口气跑到弟弟的房间,一声断和叫醒了弟弟,<br />
<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000; font-size: large;">DD Look!!! I got a puppy. But I'll let you have it!</span></i></b><br />
从此这两只狗狗,在我们家,就处于了一个母子天各一方的悲惨状态。<br />
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Amy晚上抱着她的大狗睡着以前问我,<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;">Mommy, what if the little puppy gets scared because his mommy is with me? </span></i></b><br />
我告诉她<br />
马迷去给小狗狗买一个姐姐<br />
有姐姐的人<br />
永远也不会孤单<br />
永远也不会害怕。<br />
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啊对呀<br />
<a href="http://amykz.blogspot.com/2009/11/blog-post_21.html">瞅着眼熟</a>是吧<br />
我写到这里<br />
自己都觉得自己好像打不出什么新字儿来了。。。。。。<br />
In my defense,从<a href="http://amykz.blogspot.com/2009/11/blog-post_21.html">上次发酸</a>到现在,时隔一年半之久,这两位又多打了五百来架,姐姐居然不仅没有跟DD断绝姐弟关系,还可以爱DD爱成酱紫,真的是非常的可歌可泣。<br />
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</span>6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-60282634953828809502011-04-24T23:02:00.001-05:002011-04-24T23:04:05.086-05:00爱的宣言儿子马上就要四岁的高龄<br />
终于领悟了生日的厉害<br />
某次参加小盆友生日会回来<br />
恶狠狠的说,<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;"><b>I WANT GIFTS TOO! I WANT TODAY TO BE <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">MY</span> BIRTHDAY! <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">RIGHT NOW</span>!!!!</b></span></i><br />
姐姐两岁没到就会要的东西,傻儿子终~于琢磨明白了,马迷赶紧给他也订了一个生日会以示庆贺:我儿他不傻真的不傻啊~他就是~迟~~~<br />
从此,儿子每天的起床气睡觉气吃饭气跟姐姐打架气等等等等所有的人生愤怒就都集中在这一件事情上面了。不管吵什么架吵到最后的中心思想都是,len生啊你何其不公,时间啊您倒是快走两步,为毛为毛为毛今天还~~~~~~~不是我的生日?!!!!!<br />
于是今天早上一大早六点钟(是啊我们家小盆友有内置闹钟,<a href="http://amykz.blogspot.com/2011/04/blog-post.html">工作日打都打起不来</a>一到周末集体六点起床)此人就一骨碌下床怒吼 <b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">IS IT </span></i></b><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">TODAY </span></i></b><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">MY BIRTHDAY ?</span></i></b>的时刻,我已经非常处变不惊了,从我们屋闭着眼睛挪到儿子屋的沙发上懒懒的回了一句,<b><i>NO!!!!</i></b>躺下继续睡。<br />
儿子从姐姐那里学了一整套发脾气体系<br />
摔脸子<br />
跺脚<br />
扔东西<br />
全体都用完了,仍然很不解气<br />
过来一掌把我拍醒<br />
<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">MOMMY!!!!!!! WHY IS IT STILL NOT MY BIRTHDAY?!!!!!!</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">I AM <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">VERY</span> MAD!!!!!!!!!!!</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple; font-size: large;">BUT I STILL LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!</span></i></b>6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-63600400179875981932011-04-18T11:23:00.000-05:002011-04-18T11:23:38.339-05:00我们家的两个数学天才天才一号<br />
天才一号时年七岁半,算算数仍然长期依赖掰手指头<br />
最近学了乘法,自己觉得自己非常了不起<br />
对马迷偶尔提起来的九九乘法表采取极端的蔑视态度<br />
为了表明自己确实比马迷的层次高些<br />
有事没事就要求马迷考自己一下<br />
考简单了不以为然<br />
考难了就自己躲在角落拿张纸片乱涂乱画然后崩溃了事<br />
某天马迷问11x11是多少?<br />
小盆友想了三分钟<br />
笑眯眯很得意的回答 <b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #660000;">102!</span></i></b><br />
(10x10=100,多出来的两个一就干脆胡乱的加上算了)<br />
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天才二号<br />
天才二号马上就要四岁了<br />
讨糖吃的时候方才兴起给你数一下数<br />
某天马迷问<i>DD你究竟可以一直一直数到几?</i><br />
小盆友看着马迷手里的糖豆<br />
咽咽口水<br />
慢慢的数将开来<br />
<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">ONE~TWO~......TEN~ ELEVEN~TWELVE~.....NINETEEN~<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">TEN!TEEN!</span></span></i></b><br />
想想觉得不对,暗自纠正自己,<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;"><b><i>TWENTY! TWENTY-ONE~TWENTY-TWO~... <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">TWENTY!TEN!!!!</span></i></b></span><br />
然后非常得意的就自己开始从马迷手里扒拉糖豆子,<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">SEE? I CAN COUNT TO TWENTY TEN! I AM VERY SMART!</span></i></b><br />
嘎嘣嘎嘣嚼了一气糖豆子,意犹未尽道,<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">马迷,DO YOU KNOW HOW TO COUNT? </span></i></b><br />
马迷只好很谦虚的回答,<i>略知一~二~</i><br />
小盆友进入好为人师MODE,才懒得管马迷讲的鸟语,<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">OK, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS A ONE AND A ZERO PUT TOGETHER?</span></i></b><br />
说道很HIGH,不等马迷回答,立刻揭晓大奖,<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">ONE AND A ZERO MEANS TEN!</span></i></b><br />
一路叽叽咕咕的讲下去,一直到,FIVE AND ZERO TOGETHER,理直气壮的自问自答,<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">FIVE AND ZERO MEANS<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> FIVETY</span>!</span></i></b>6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-73781082003354721552011-04-05T21:38:00.006-05:002011-04-05T22:25:01.385-05:00女人的要求小盆友的学校作息时间非常不人道<br />
早上七点四十五必须要在教室里面坐好<br />
这难道不是我们这种生长在红旗下不知道什么叫做人权的孩子才需要遵守的“早睡早起”的真理么<br />
为毛他们美帝也要这样限制人民大众睡觉的自由?!<br />
我愤怒我呐喊。<br />
(如果没有坐好,需要去走廊罚站, 我第一次听说更是大为震惊。世界这是要大同是不是?!)<br />
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话说我们家这一位,跟睡觉有仇有了很~~~~~多年,从来都是有点儿风吹草动,立刻闭着眼睛弹将起来,“<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000;">我不悃了我醒了我不要睡了</span></i></b>!”<br />
可是显然她跟马迷的仇儿更大。<br />
多少年如一日,不到七点她就闹得鸡飞狗跳墙,可是赶到这学校一要求要早起了,大小姐立刻给你长出赖床的习惯来,每天早上叫她起床就可以叫得人七窍生烟,十之有九逃难一般的早晨以母女对吼做结。<br />
(当然了,一到周末,人家还是可以大半夜的就精神矍铄的坐起来,<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000;">马迷我可以开灯么?!</span></i></b>开你个大头鬼啊!)<br />
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今天早上我大概是起床起猛了,伤到了什么气血经脉,去叫小盆友起床的时候,拨开她乱糟糟的头发,听着她均匀的呼吸,晨光中仿佛可以看到小盆友脸上一层细细的绒毛反射着柔和的金光,一时间有些恍惚,好像还是那个嘟嘟脸拉着马迷的手讲话连你我都分不清楚的小胖子。<br />
突然很心疼<br />
一反常态的过去摸了摸她已经没有肉了的小脸儿<br />
爬上床去<br />
陪她一起躺着<br />
小小声的叫她起床<br />
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问题是<br />
马迷我是中了邪走了火入了魔<br />
大小姐她可还是非常的正常<br />
一巴掌扇过来<br />
<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000; font-size: large;">NO!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA GET UP!!!!!!!!!!</span></i></b><br />
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怎奈何马迷我这一口邪气上来还压不下去了<br />
居然还是有心情跟大小姐玩儿了三个游戏讲了两个笑话<br />
甚至!按照半昏迷的大小姐的命令挑好了衣服<br />
给~~~~~她从头到脚穿好<br />
笑嘻嘻的告诉她,<i>快点下楼去吃东西喔,马迷要去搞张二赖了。</i><br />
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那边的小少爷一点儿也不比大小姐省心<br />
念了三本书许了十块糖<br />
方才穿戴完毕<br />
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转过头去看<br />
靠~~~~~大小姐穿戴整齐的躺在床上又!!!!!!睡着了<br />
啊老娘我就算是磕了药也不能HIGH到这个份儿上吧,顿时回复了怒吼的常态<br />
一巴掌打在她的屁股上,<i>赶紧起来赶紧起来,不起来要迟到了!!!!!</i><br />
小盆友慢吞吞的爬起来,恶狠狠的跺脚泄愤,低着头,耷拉着脸,气哼哼的跟着我往楼下走。<br />
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老娘我百年不遇的心情大好一次<br />
自然要take一些credit<br />
希望this one goes into the book<br />
<i>你看,马迷对你那~~~~~么好,你自己不起床,上学要迟到了,你还跟马迷发脾气,你这样做对么?</i><br />
小盆友想了想,代表全宇宙的女性发表感言如下<br />
<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000;">I know what you said is right. I know I am wrong. I know I shouldn't have attitude.</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000;">But <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">I just don't like the way you talk to me </span>the last time! Like you were mad at me or something!</span></i></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #666666; font-size: large;">SERIOUSLY GUYS,</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #666666; font-size: large;">It's NEVER about what you say, it's ALWAYS about how you say it.</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #666666; font-size: large;">Also, it's NEVER about the one million things that you did right. It's ALWAYS about that one thing that you did wrong.</span></b>6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-8236785708014828082011-04-04T00:59:00.000-05:002011-04-04T00:59:00.263-05:00Make-up savvy kiddos大周末的起床刷了一下牙,吆喝着小盆友们出门去滑梯。<br />
遭到一号小盆友非常无情的质问<br />
<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000;">马迷你为什么没有wear make up?! 马迷你look ugly this way.</span></i></b><br />
搞得马迷我呆立在当场,不知道是应该因为自己先天不足而难过还是因为自己后天努力而自豪。<br />
一号刚刚质问完毕,那边二号非常神奇的<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">从自己的玩具堆里面</span>摸出一把<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">睫毛夹</span>来,唱二人转的也没有配合得这么天衣无缝的吧。<br />
<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">马迷makeup 马迷makeup!</span></i></b><br />
只好在两个小盆友的胁迫以及监视下开始画皮。<br />
一边画旁边还有人不停的offer technical support.<br />
<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000;">马迷我能sharpen your pencil么</span></i></b><br />
<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">PINK! PURPLE! 马迷 SPARKLE!!!!!!</span></i></b><br />
全都搞好了一号很满意,<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000;">See?! You look MUCH better!</span></i></b>不止是酱紫的泛泛而谈喔,人家是非常specific的,<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000;"><b><i>Now your eyes don't look so tired any more and your face does not have all the dots!</i></b></span><br />
二号则被一些技术问题深深的迷惑住了,又摸到那把睫毛夹,上下左右研究半天,很concerned, 问道,<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;"><b><i>马迷,when you cut your eye fingernail, does that hurt a lot?!</i></b></span>完后还给我解释呐,<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;"><b><i>see? hands have fingernail, feet have fingernail, eyes have fingernail too! when you cut my hand fingernail, sometime it hurts, when you cut your eyes fingernail, does it hurt too?</i></b></span><br />
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6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-25842187658311430312011-03-22T01:50:00.002-05:002011-03-22T01:57:53.417-05:00D领导的苦恼开车去动物园的路上<br />
<div>DD在后面指挥交通</div><div>红灯的时候会早早的告诉马迷</div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">STOP! you need to STOP! you stopped TOO FAST mommy! That is TOO DANGEROUS! </span></b></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">What if we bumped? We still need this car! If we bumped, we don't have this car, and I love this car. </span></b></i><br />
<i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">And then, I WILL BE SAD! </span></b></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">I am VERY DUS-APPOINTED!</span></b></i></div></div><div>绿灯的时候马迷也一样里外不是人<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">HONK HONK! When I say HONK you can go. </span></b></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">If I don't say HONK, that means it's not safe to go! </span></b></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">If I don't say HONK, and you go, that IS! VERY! BAD! </span></b></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">You are DUS-TRACTING me, you know?</span></b></i></div></div><div>故此上了高速公路,小领导颇有些不满意<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">Where are all the traffic lights mommy?! WHERE ARE THEY?!</span></i></b></div><div style="text-align: left;">马迷遭到领导的斥责,非常内疚,赶紧道歉,<i>Because we are on a HIGH WAY, there's no traffic lights on high way,sorry buddy. </i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;"> ---> 有没有这么窝囊的马迷啊</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">小领导看下属认罪态度诚恳,心情大好,终于改变了命令句式,非常和蔼可亲的跟下属唠起了家常,</div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">So, there's no traffic lights on HIGH way. </span></b></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">Then, there's ONLY traffic light on <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">LOW </span>way,right mommy?</span></b></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">D对马迷要求高,对自己的要求更高。</div><div style="text-align: left;">某天中午起床,我说<i>DD你去把衣服穿穿好,我们去公园,好不好?</i></div><div style="text-align: left;">DD一个人咚咚咚跑到楼上,折腾了十分钟还没有下来,我正要上去看看他是不是又沿途发现了三个汽车两本画书一块石头(什么?家里为毛有石头?你家里为毛没有石头我问你!!!!!!)忘记了正事儿,他的房间里就传来了悲切的哭声。</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoi7HfS2m2qOydZNODy6FWsk-PxDFP3W5QOSNudmTpyxO0zFXPyVJ3xu2RRPGaVYyMuv7AkcSniJIaL9TMtigKKUeRxkw9mv3xVGhOBfeo02N1ur_tb7LKYFwHaRSwK0tpUUPm/s1600/IMG_0851.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoi7HfS2m2qOydZNODy6FWsk-PxDFP3W5QOSNudmTpyxO0zFXPyVJ3xu2RRPGaVYyMuv7AkcSniJIaL9TMtigKKUeRxkw9mv3xVGhOBfeo02N1ur_tb7LKYFwHaRSwK0tpUUPm/s640/IMG_0851.JPG" width="480" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">一个背心小同志穿不上脱不下</div><div style="text-align: left;">又坚决不肯让下人们帮忙</div><div style="text-align: left;">做领导好~~~~~~~~~~~~~苦恼~~~~~~~喔~</div></div><div><br />
</div>6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-45500566470055778142011-03-07T00:17:00.001-06:002011-03-07T00:22:25.432-06:00误会张可意嘴虽然很笨,但是完全不耽误<a href="http://amykz.blogspot.com/2010/01/blog-post_27.html">他从马迷这里继承过去的“好为人师”基因发扬光大。</a><br />
<div>很多次我去学校接他,都可以在二里地以外就听到这个人声色俱厉的对周围的小盆友发号施令</div><div><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">Be quiet! Be quiet guys!!!!!!</span></b></i></div><div>偶尔还可以听到他的一声叹息,<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">Come on, I said, BE QUIET! I am DUSA-PPOINTED in you!!!!! You are DUS-TRACTING me!!!! You are giving me a headache!!!!!</span></i></b></div><div><br />
</div><div>在学校尚且如此,这只窝里横在家里是如何的作威作福就更加不要说了。</div><div>但是有一件事情严重的影响了张老师的威信,那就是,语言问题。</div><div>爷爷奶奶来了三个月了,这个人还是能说英文坚决不说中文。</div><div>就算想说中文,也不是很得要领,某天问出了, <b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">"Mommy, how do you say HI~ in 中文?" </span></i></b>这样的高级问题,得知答案居然也是HI以后,非常DUSA-PPOINTED.</div><div><br />
</div><div>今天我们一起出门,人多了自然嘴杂。</div><div>嘴杂了张老师就很不高兴,又开始帮助教育周围的同志,<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">Be quiet guys! Be quiet!!!BE QUIET!!!!!!!!!</span></i></b></div><div>奶奶是很好学的人,经常拿着小盆友们的作业学英文,他们说简单的句子的时候,奶奶也喜欢学学口语,这时候就非常自然的接了一句, <i>Be quiet~</i></div><div>居然有人敢这样无视老师的权威,公然挑衅,张老师自然怒火中烧,狠狠的瞪着奶奶,拉开了干架的姿势,<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">YOU be quiet!</span></i></b></div><div>奶奶还是完全不知情,继续非常好学的模仿,连语气也学的很像,YOU be quiet!</div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">NO!!!!!!!!! YOU be quiet!</span></i></b></div><div><i>No!YOU be quiet!</i></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple; font-size: large;">YOU!!!!!!!!!BE!!!!!!!!QUIET!!!!!!!!</span></i></b>没等奶奶的进一步反应,张老师彻底崩溃了,嚎啕大哭起来。</div><div><br />
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</div>6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-16579327608147701882011-03-01T17:12:00.005-06:002011-03-02T17:11:31.337-06:0030 for 30 Challenge, I AM DONE!!!!!!Alright, I'll just come out and admit it, I am neither ARTSY nor CREATIVE.<br />
This is TOUGH, and SUPER EXHAUSTING, and not nearly as fun as I thought it would be.<br />
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To get though it without going crazy,<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"> of course I broke the rule.</span><br />
But <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">ONLY ONCE.</span><br />
It is a <a href="http://www.lastcall.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod920100&eItemId=prod920100&cmCat=search&searchType=SEARCH&parentId=&icid=&rte=%252Fsearch.jhtml%253FN%253D0%2526Ntt%253Dhalen%2526_requestid%253D41499">bag</a> with my name written allover it. It actually called me in my dreams.In broad daylight. My dreams.<br />
(Apparently we can revisit the "without going crazy" thing on some other day, but that is totally besides the point.)<br />
As we all know, no one in their right mind would pass by a bag that can talk, right?! right?! right?!<br />
AND IT IS EXTRA 40% OFF. No discussion needed, period.<br />
Actually I am very proud of myself that I ONLY broke the rule ONCE!!!<br />
So let's call it a <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">REWARD </span>for me, instead of breaking the rules, shall we?<br />
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I just couldn't resist clicking the "collage" button (not unsimilar -- yes, I just made up a word -- to the "add to the shopping cart" button).<br />
Here we go, my no shopping 30 days(Yes, I am sticking to the reward story).<br />
Let's NOT do this again, please. (Yes, the people in my head call themselves "us" and they have way better manner than I do).<br />
(On a related note, No, I have no clue why they decided to talk in English today.)<br />
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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzHisdZdEPwh27bnKNlJKlC8lcjiZ8tCI8A2vpIsf6_bsK6ZGlKWHiONzEUzK8jUxNP2xCJVXNST57GllMNAOBMkQuc3h6W8BSjVG2u9oKRb-IBIt8hmZKDxViWLrlVCkgt0Tj/s320/IMG_9790+%2528Large%2529.JPG" width="161" /></a>6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-73877812920039087202011-02-13T23:50:00.002-06:002011-02-14T14:08:04.723-06:00奶奶的攀比我爸妈是根儿红苗正的老党员,对于请客送礼压岁红包等等一系列封建余毒,都是不遗余力的抵制抗拒。所以我老人家已经临界不惑之年,这辈子收集的压岁钱全都敛在一起,也是屈米老鼠的手指头就完全可数的那么一个凄惨场面。<br />
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故此去年过年,我姐认认真真的把一张十美元的大额货币塞进好几美元买来的红包里面的时候,那简直就是我这辈子见过的最大的红包。<br />
可惜,不是给我的。 <br />
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小盆友收到红包,自然欢呼雀跃一番,迫不及待的把钱收好,跟我们一起去妞妞家过年。<br />
还没跨进人家家门槛呢,就拿出刚致富的农民企业家的气概 (i.e.,<a href="http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTA1Njc1NzU2.html">乡亲们啊,我张老一活了这。。。十来年。。。从来也没见过这么多钱啊~</a>),甩着票子冲到妞妞面前,<br />
“<b style="color: #660000;"><i>HELEN HELEN Guess What, I've got TEN DOLLARS!!!</i></b>"<br />
妞妞是个慢性子,平时两个人画画儿大概齐就是amy画十个人,她画一只眼睛那么一个状况。所以这次她也没着急,慢慢悠悠儿的欣赏了amy攥湿了的十块钱,很冷静的回<br />
“<b><i style="color: magenta;">My Grandma gave me <span style="font-size: large;">ONE~ HUNDRED~ </span>DOLLARS!!!!</i></b>"<br />
张农民顿时就崩溃了 "<i style="color: #660000;"><b>OH MAN!!!!!!!This is <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">SOOOO NOT FAIR</span>!!!!!!!!</b></i>" 完后还非常本色的要过人家的百元大钞,仔细摩挲了一阵。<br />
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时光飞逝如电<br />
冬去春回<br />
转眼就是一年。<br />
十二月的时候,我~~~~~们的奶奶来了。<br />
奶奶来了没两天,小盆友居然自己琢磨出一句很完整的中文过去问奶奶<br />
“<i style="color: #660000;"><b>奶奶,什么时候过中国新年啊~</b></i>”<br />
完后还一反常态的调整出很多语法非常正确发音字正腔圆的中文来继续解释<br />
“<i style="color: #660000;"><b>奶奶,中国新年你<span style="font-size: large;">得</span>给我钱~妞妞的奶奶就给了!妞妞的奶奶给了她一百块呐~</b></i>”<br />
我基本上百分之九十确认在过去的很多个月里面,小盆友一直都在计划着这一天的来临,包括台词对白在内。 <br />
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奶奶是跟姥姥不一样的人。<br />
姥姥在的时候,天天跟小盆友置气,<i>让你不说中文</i>!回过头来还要郑重的教育我不要忘记了自己是个中国人。<br />
奶奶则是在我提醒小盆友说中文的时候,和颜悦色的笑笑,咳,他们是美国人,他们说英文挺好听的,学中文干嘛。<br />
同理可以应用在压岁钱上面。<br />
还没等过年,小盆友swim meet一举击败另外两~~~~~名小盆友游了个第一名,奶奶就补上了去年那个一百块钱的缺口。<br />
过年就更甭说了,连大年初一都没等到,奶奶就揶给一号二号两个人各三~~~~~百块压岁钱。<br />
(二号小盆友郑重其事的打开红包,仔仔细细的数了八遍,回过头来严肃的向我宣布,<i><b><span style="color: purple;">GRANDMA GAVE ME FORTY CENTS!</span></b></i> 奶奶的这档子冤案是题外话,按下不表)<br />
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于是就有了上个星期妞妞跟远在北京的奶奶视频的故事<br />
妞妞: <i style="color: magenta;"><b>奶奶~你知道么~amy的奶奶,给了她三百块压岁钱~</b></i><br />
妞妞的奶奶:<i>啊呀,奶奶离得这么远,这可怎么办啊。。。。</i>6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-1153866534584007042011-02-13T22:40:00.001-06:002011-02-13T22:41:12.250-06:00The Wiggly Tooth by Amy Zhang<div style="color: #660000;"><u><b>DISCLAIMER REQUESTED BY DADDY: IT'S FICTION!!!!!!!!!</b></u></div><br />
My tooth is wiggly. A little, at least. I already lost ten, and now, I'm waiting for this one to fall out. Unfortunately, it takes a veeeeeeeeeeeeeery long time for that to happen. I'm mad, because I want it to fall out right away.<br />
Yesterday, I came up with an idea. I would wiggle my tooth very hard, so my tooth would think, " I want to come out!"<br />
Well, that didn't go well. It just made my tooth hurt a looooooooooooooot. It doesn't hurt a lot right now. Not as much as yesterday. I'm just saying, I'm mad.<br />
Today I asked my mom how to make my tooth fall out. She said,<br />
"Wait."<br />
So, I waited, an waited, and waited. I waited a looooooooooooooooong time. I got tired of waiting. So, I asked my dad how to lose my tooth other than waiting. He said,<br />
" I have no idea how to lose a tooth, an leave me along. I'm taking a nap!"<br />
Great. I'll never lose a tooth. Okay. The thing is, I want to.<br />
Guess what? I lost my tooth!!!!!!!! It's bed time, so I'm putting it under my pillow.<br />
Problem: My other tooth is wiggly.6http://www.blogger.com/profile/00851526724540215544noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8235416.post-50208446792705117002011-02-13T21:18:00.003-06:002011-02-13T21:39:44.193-06:0030 for 30 challenge, week 2<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisJj3VQBc5PiPdHb7rDYyfhM0jZR5Gu4R7aHJ8KT-Isa8O4jFzr4-pjqQ1joye99aVMKOWnnqZsAIwAS_p3aGa_jTRDaaQO_E_EB2E1Wj2djA6sPCrf2kzBQuOYlaQVO80CK3T/s1600/IMG_8977+%2528Large%2529.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisJj3VQBc5PiPdHb7rDYyfhM0jZR5Gu4R7aHJ8KT-Isa8O4jFzr4-pjqQ1joye99aVMKOWnnqZsAIwAS_p3aGa_jTRDaaQO_E_EB2E1Wj2djA6sPCrf2kzBQuOYlaQVO80CK3T/s320/IMG_8977+%2528Large%2529.JPG" width="135" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLRTZmd7bAJTbHrz8iwUwuh6FqDXTWawkCBVNpIJIB2FX0xitVty_g5MP2_cY329VCa0Bneosn1rFl1gAz-zlFfekf30MwyOmT_RQ-RIsuaMdxD1mnQ6PnEn7p3ZLdDdOLPUsu/s1600/IMG_9031+%2528Large%2529.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLRTZmd7bAJTbHrz8iwUwuh6FqDXTWawkCBVNpIJIB2FX0xitVty_g5MP2_cY329VCa0Bneosn1rFl1gAz-zlFfekf30MwyOmT_RQ-RIsuaMdxD1mnQ6PnEn7p3ZLdDdOLPUsu/s320/IMG_9031+%2528Large%2529.JPG" width="136" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiutVZb6rA8eVb6WX8L7EEBDWHHCFb4kdAoecOG0JA9TkHIZvMTpNCgxpFLFIlhgFkKdZL8G0bsc-w1Kr5P8xM9uLn0KUPcJLMCZyXA_iOnl_mbjSmDDNGKPel14cn0NB5fhJNI/s1600/IMG_9061+%2528Large%2529.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiutVZb6rA8eVb6WX8L7EEBDWHHCFb4kdAoecOG0JA9TkHIZvMTpNCgxpFLFIlhgFkKdZL8G0bsc-w1Kr5P8xM9uLn0KUPcJLMCZyXA_iOnl_mbjSmDDNGKPel14cn0NB5fhJNI/s320/IMG_9061+%2528Large%2529.JPG" width="154" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0rwU7srtd_N9dYJV75ZWo49fkb9sNjigf819VN4CTLQecZuqE8lYQ7tVm8kepaWyfSzk8xvHnvc4rDMw069U71QufKrwnVqjzKpYOZwVLEJhguimgWzSLm9k_Hjm7NHy_G1ez/s1600/IMG_9078+%2528Large%2529.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0rwU7srtd_N9dYJV75ZWo49fkb9sNjigf819VN4CTLQecZuqE8lYQ7tVm8kepaWyfSzk8xvHnvc4rDMw069U71QufKrwnVqjzKpYOZwVLEJhguimgWzSLm9k_Hjm7NHy_G1ez/s320/IMG_9078+%2528Large%2529.JPG" width="155" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWBsrLwJ_F7wMCsTqyhZVORkq-3QSkkDdeW2zSdta2ee6_CAtkakhNjcPr6bgFmkrDFko0sn06oja2I4rOPrNZrkc53LQeQ-s5Fu3Hr7yqHSaVH7n_UKEXpp-__O49nUgoj3x4/s1600/IMG_9079+%2528Large%2529.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWBsrLwJ_F7wMCsTqyhZVORkq-3QSkkDdeW2zSdta2ee6_CAtkakhNjcPr6bgFmkrDFko0sn06oja2I4rOPrNZrkc53LQeQ-s5Fu3Hr7yqHSaVH7n_UKEXpp-__O49nUgoj3x4/s320/IMG_9079+%2528Large%2529.JPG" width="140" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgr00jK0DJ5loTHMF6bdRGA_JIpj3MhUngRb9o76gPlZUBaExHXrzyQ6fN4LsMxa_Do5gijOIHkh-w0Gbt_Qe8c74ZpVsxsjZG5ep8XQqKcFOB_cR6bjCAdeWu-1sPvhlqgGeSc/s1600/IMG_9194+%2528Large%2529.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgr00jK0DJ5loTHMF6bdRGA_JIpj3MhUngRb9o76gPlZUBaExHXrzyQ6fN4LsMxa_Do5gijOIHkh-w0Gbt_Qe8c74ZpVsxsjZG5ep8XQqKcFOB_cR6bjCAdeWu-1sPvhlqgGeSc/s320/IMG_9194+%2528Large%2529.JPG" width="149" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2yrKTYHMok0ZrPRBsLoUat6xy7iO3J87RM1bFTA1TmDzQ96CMVycj6HreidIxA6R_VhH8n-Hi_FN1083HyeMMP9EuKVhLD-nBnfSlEPRY-i-4ZJKi1TWT1AFqODhWE6sKyRaV/s1600/IMG_9236+%2528Large%2529.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2yrKTYHMok0ZrPRBsLoUat6xy7iO3J87RM1bFTA1TmDzQ96CMVycj6HreidIxA6R_VhH8n-Hi_FN1083HyeMMP9EuKVhLD-nBnfSlEPRY-i-4ZJKi1TWT1AFqODhWE6sKyRaV/s320/IMG_9236+%2528Large%2529.JPG" width="170" /></a><br />
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上个星期DD陪马迷出场<br />
这次派浓妆艳抹芙蓉姐好了<br />
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