30 for 30 Challenge, Week 3

奶奶的攀比

我爸妈是根儿红苗正的老党员，对于请客送礼压岁红包等等一系列封建余毒，都是不遗余力的抵制抗拒。所以我老人家已经临界不惑之年，这辈子收集的压岁钱全都敛在一起，也是屈米老鼠的手指头就完全可数的那么一个凄惨场面。

故此去年过年，我姐认认真真的把一张十美元的大额货币塞进好几美元买来的红包里面的时候，那简直就是我这辈子见过的最大的红包。
可惜，不是给我的。

小盆友收到红包，自然欢呼雀跃一番，迫不及待的把钱收好，跟我们一起去妞妞家过年。
还没跨进人家家门槛呢，就拿出刚致富的农民企业家的气概 （i.e.,乡亲们啊，我张老一活了这。。。十来年。。。从来也没见过这么多钱啊～），甩着票子冲到妞妞面前，
“HELEN HELEN Guess What, I've got TEN DOLLARS!!!"
妞妞是个慢性子，平时两个人画画儿大概齐就是amy画十个人，她画一只眼睛那么一个状况。所以这次她也没着急，慢慢悠悠儿的欣赏了amy攥湿了的十块钱，很冷静的回
“My Grandma gave me ONE~ HUNDRED~ DOLLARS!!!!"
张农民顿时就崩溃了 "OH MAN!!!!!!!This is SOOOO NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!" 完后还非常本色的要过人家的百元大钞，仔细摩挲了一阵。

时光飞逝如电
冬去春回
转眼就是一年。
十二月的时候，我～～～～～们的奶奶来了。
奶奶来了没两天，小盆友居然自己琢磨出一句很完整的中文过去问奶奶
“奶奶，什么时候过中国新年啊～”
完后还一反常态的调整出很多语法非常正确发音字正腔圆的中文来继续解释
“奶奶，中国新年你得给我钱～妞妞的奶奶就给了！妞妞的奶奶给了她一百块呐～”
我基本上百分之九十确认在过去的很多个月里面，小盆友一直都在计划着这一天的来临，包括台词对白在内。

奶奶是跟姥姥不一样的人。
姥姥在的时候，天天跟小盆友置气，让你不说中文！回过头来还要郑重的教育我不要忘记了自己是个中国人。
奶奶则是在我提醒小盆友说中文的时候，和颜悦色的笑笑，咳，他们是美国人，他们说英文挺好听的，学中文干嘛。
同理可以应用在压岁钱上面。
还没等过年，小盆友swim meet一举击败另外两～～～～～名小盆友游了个第一名，奶奶就补上了去年那个一百块钱的缺口。
过年就更甭说了，连大年初一都没等到，奶奶就揶给一号二号两个人各三～～～～～百块压岁钱。
（二号小盆友郑重其事的打开红包，仔仔细细的数了八遍，回过头来严肃的向我宣布，GRANDMA GAVE ME FORTY CENTS! 奶奶的这档子冤案是题外话，按下不表）

于是就有了上个星期妞妞跟远在北京的奶奶视频的故事
妞妞： 奶奶～你知道么～amy的奶奶，给了她三百块压岁钱～
妞妞的奶奶：啊呀，奶奶离得这么远，这可怎么办啊。。。。

The Wiggly Tooth by Amy Zhang

DISCLAIMER  REQUESTED BY DADDY:  IT'S FICTION!!!!!!!!!

    My tooth is wiggly. A little, at least. I already lost ten, and now, I'm waiting for this one to fall out. Unfortunately, it takes a veeeeeeeeeeeeeery long time for that to happen. I'm mad, because I want it to fall out right away.
    Yesterday, I came up with an idea. I would wiggle my tooth very hard, so my tooth would think, " I want to come out!"
    Well, that didn't go well. It just made my tooth hurt a looooooooooooooot. It doesn't hurt a lot right now. Not as much as yesterday. I'm just saying, I'm mad.
    Today I asked my mom how to make my tooth fall out. She said,
    "Wait."
    So, I waited, an waited, and waited. I waited a looooooooooooooooong time. I got tired of waiting. So, I asked my dad how to lose my tooth other than waiting. He said,
    " I have no idea how to lose a tooth, an leave me along. I'm taking a nap!"
    Great. I'll never lose a tooth. Okay. The thing is, I want to.
    Guess what? I lost my tooth!!!!!!!! It's bed time, so I'm putting it under my pillow.
    Problem: My other tooth is wiggly.

30 for 30 challenge, week 2

上个星期DD陪马迷出场
这次派浓妆艳抹芙蓉姐好了

The Seashell by Amy Zhang

       Once, there was a girl named Amy.Her favorite thing in the world was to go to the beach to collect seashells.
       One day,when she went to the beach, she noticed a shell that was very big.The shell was a shiny golden color.She noticed her friend, Helen, on the beach,too.
       "Hey,Helen!"Amy shouted."I found this really cool shell!"
       "Do you think its fairy magic?"asked Helen.
       Amy and Helen were friends with the fairies', and whenever they were in trouble, the two girls were asked to help.This time, they were asked to help find there missing wands.
       Amy nodded."I think so!"she said."Maybe we should look inside."
       So far, they found one wand.They were trying to find the other six wands.
       They were trying to open the shell when a tiny, very tiny voice from behind the shell.
       It was a fairy.
       "Will you help me find my wand, please?" asked the fairy.
       "We were trying to open this shell to find out!"whispered Amy.
        They tried to open the shell,but they couldn't.The girls thought, and thought.
        Then , Amy thought of an idea.
        "Maybe we could tickle the shell somehow."she said.
        "Here is a feather."said Helen.
        Amy took the feather, and started to tickle the shell.The two half slowly opened,and there was a wand.

30 for 30 challenge, week 1

前文书提到
本人值得自豪的地方非常有限
用我党的标准来衡量
整个儿就是一不读书不看报不学习不要求进步不为社会主义资本主义操心
尤其是最近的一两年
认识了国共两党一批女特务，腐蚀变质非常严重

严重到了怎样一个地步捏
就是连这个blog也不是小盆友的天下了
过来插播一下最近和几个女特务们一起玩耍的游戏
30for30
是我从常看的一个美国小妞儿的blog上面看来
撺掇几个朋友一起玩儿的
首席代表是我亲耐的马子兼亲家,check her out here

简单的说就是30件单品，搭配出30套outfit
重点对我来说则是，在这30天里面不许买衣服～
现在我把话儿撂到了伟大的interweb上面，让全世界人民(笑什么笑，我有十五个follower捏～）一起监督教育挽救我吧～～～～～


下面是我的30件单品
（啊对啊，我知道只有29件。。。我是教会计的，我就不识数了，怎么滴吧。。。）

Outfit week1:



我们家对我从事任何活动都完全无条件支持的
只有一个人
DD
而且不是嘴上随便说说的
人家也是全套的accessories都搬出来
郑重其事的要求摄影留念
嘴角还流露出一丝幸福的微笑

Chopstick Can't Stand Up by Amy Zhang

Once there was a chopstick named Chopstick. He had to crawl, because he couldn't stand straight. He could squirm,though.
One day, when he woke up, he thought, I'm tired of crawling! I want to walk.
He tried to stand straight, but he fell. He tried again, and again and again.
"Maybe," he said, "I could ask my friends."
"I guess we could try a little bit." said Spoon.
They tried again and again, but they still couldn't make Chopstick stand straight.
"I'm tired." said Fork.
"Yeah,"said knife, "but Napkin's already snoring!"
"I'm not giving up yet." said Chopstick, "There are still dozens of ways to get me to stand up."
"Maybe you could squish yourself between two mats."suggested Bowl.
"There is a gymnastics mat in my room, and another one in the attic." said Chopstick.
"I'll get them!" shouted plate.
They tried it, but they had no luck. They thought for ten whole hours.
"I wish the ground were more flat." said Napkin, who had woken up.
"The ground is very flat at my house." said Tissue. " Maybe we should try my house."
"Sure!" said Chopstick, Bowl, Plate, Spoon, Fork, and Napkin. "Let's go!"
They tried at Tissue's house (which was a box), but it didn't work.
"I give up." said Chopstick.

The end.