胖子教给妈妈的东西

mommy, do you know what is EARTH TWIN?
mommy挠头ing...what?
VENUS!
大咽一下口水,像二傻子一样,why?
because venus and earth are the same size.

mommy, do you know we are gonna have an eclipse?
嗯...回家妈妈给你找,咱家也又clips,彩色的,你要干啥啊?
NO!NOT CLIPS! E!CLIPSE!
又大咽一下口水...猛搜刮白天在中文论坛看来的新闻...你...是说...月食么?
什么是月食妈妈?
被口水呛死算了,只好,反客为主,你先告诉妈妈什么是eclipse吧?
eclipse happens when the earth comes between the sun and the moon. so the earth blockes sunshine on the moon, that way we can't see the moon any more....
妈妈彻底听傻了...后面她还唧唧呱呱说了不少,完全没听懂...

我脚着她听来了这些,肯定还有别的知识,就套她,honey, what is the biggest planet?
正在画画的胖子头都没有抬,JUPITER!
what about the smallest?
这次头抬起来了,无比庄严神圣严肃认真的说,PLUTO! but they don't call it a planet any more.
那...那pluto都不是planet了,哪个是最小的呢?
emmm...仍然狠庄重,PLUTO is not a planet any more, it's just a rock. so, a rock is the smallest planet.

妈妈为了显示自己也不是很白痴，do you know SATURN? （多亏有个汽车是界个牌子啊。。。）
胖子很轻蔑的答，of course!
saturn is the planet that is green but has a red circle around it! do you know what's that circle doing?然后等都不等二傻子妈妈回答，IT'S SPINNING AROUND! do you know the earth spins around too?
然后又自说自话了一些东西，比如说,mercury is the hottest planet because it's close to the sun. mars is a cold planet, just like earth,等等等等。
妈妈实在无法参加这么intelligent的对话，只好胡乱的诹，i know i know, sun is a big planet, isn't it?
胖子用无法相信的目光横扫了我一眼，SUN IS NOT A PLANET, IT'S JUST A STAR!