D领导的苦恼

开车去动物园的路上

DD在后面指挥交通

红灯的时候会早早的告诉马迷

STOP! you need to STOP! you stopped TOO FAST mommy! That is TOO DANGEROUS! 

What if we bumped? We still need this car! If we bumped, we don't have this car, and I love this car. 
And then, I WILL BE SAD! 

I am VERY DUS-APPOINTED!

绿灯的时候马迷也一样里外不是人

HONK HONK! When I say HONK you can go. 

If I don't say HONK, that means it's not safe to go! 

If I don't say HONK, and you go, that IS! VERY! BAD! 

You are DUS-TRACTING me, you know?

故此上了高速公路，小领导颇有些不满意

Where are all the traffic lights mommy?! WHERE ARE THEY?!

马迷遭到领导的斥责，非常内疚，赶紧道歉，Because we are on a HIGH WAY, there's no traffic lights on high way，sorry buddy.                          ---> 有没有这么窝囊的马迷啊

小领导看下属认罪态度诚恳，心情大好，终于改变了命令句式，非常和蔼可亲的跟下属唠起了家常，

So, there's no traffic lights on HIGH way. 

Then, there's ONLY traffic light on LOW way,right mommy?

===============苦恼下属无能   与     苦恼自己做人压力太大的分界线================

D对马迷要求高，对自己的要求更高。

某天中午起床，我说DD你去把衣服穿穿好，我们去公园，好不好？

DD一个人咚咚咚跑到楼上，折腾了十分钟还没有下来，我正要上去看看他是不是又沿途发现了三个汽车两本画书一块石头(什么？家里为毛有石头？你家里为毛没有石头我问你！！！！！！）忘记了正事儿，他的房间里就传来了悲切的哭声。

一个背心小同志穿不上脱不下

又坚决不肯让下人们帮忙

做领导好～～～～～～～～～～～～～苦恼～～～～～～～喔～

误会

张可意嘴虽然很笨，但是完全不耽误他从马迷这里继承过去的“好为人师”基因发扬光大。

很多次我去学校接他，都可以在二里地以外就听到这个人声色俱厉的对周围的小盆友发号施令

Be quiet! Be quiet guys!!!!!!

偶尔还可以听到他的一声叹息，Come on, I said, BE QUIET! I am DUSA-PPOINTED in you!!!!! You are DUS-TRACTING me!!!! You are giving me a headache!!!!!

在学校尚且如此，这只窝里横在家里是如何的作威作福就更加不要说了。

但是有一件事情严重的影响了张老师的威信，那就是，语言问题。

爷爷奶奶来了三个月了，这个人还是能说英文坚决不说中文。

就算想说中文，也不是很得要领，某天问出了， "Mommy,  how do you say HI~ in 中文?" 这样的高级问题，得知答案居然也是HI以后，非常DUSA-PPOINTED.

今天我们一起出门，人多了自然嘴杂。

嘴杂了张老师就很不高兴，又开始帮助教育周围的同志，Be quiet guys! Be quiet!!!BE QUIET!!!!!!!!!

奶奶是很好学的人，经常拿着小盆友们的作业学英文，他们说简单的句子的时候，奶奶也喜欢学学口语，这时候就非常自然的接了一句， Be quiet~

居然有人敢这样无视老师的权威，公然挑衅，张老师自然怒火中烧，狠狠的瞪着奶奶，拉开了干架的姿势，YOU be quiet!

奶奶还是完全不知情，继续非常好学的模仿，连语气也学的很像，YOU be quiet!

NO!!!!!!!!! YOU be quiet!

No!YOU be quiet!

YOU!!!!!!!!!BE!!!!!!!!QUIET!!!!!!!!没等奶奶的进一步反应，张老师彻底崩溃了，嚎啕大哭起来。

30 for 30 Challenge, I AM DONE!!!!!!

Alright, I'll just come out and admit it, I am neither ARTSY nor CREATIVE.
This is TOUGH, and SUPER EXHAUSTING, and not nearly as fun as I thought it would be.

To get though it without going crazy, of course I broke the rule.
But ONLY ONCE.
It is a bag with my name written allover it. It actually called me in my dreams.In broad daylight. My dreams.
(Apparently we can revisit the "without going crazy" thing on some other day, but that is totally besides the point.)
As we all know, no one in their right mind would pass by a bag that can talk, right?! right?! right?!
AND IT IS EXTRA 40% OFF. No discussion needed, period.
Actually I am very proud of myself that I ONLY broke the rule ONCE!!!
So let's call it a REWARD for me, instead of breaking the rules, shall we?





I just couldn't resist clicking the "collage" button (not unsimilar -- yes, I just made up a word -- to the "add to the shopping cart" button).
Here we go, my no shopping 30 days(Yes, I am sticking to the reward story).
Let's NOT do this again, please. (Yes, the people in my head call themselves "us" and they have way better manner than I do).
(On a related note, No, I have no clue why they decided to talk in English today.)