D领导的苦恼

开车去动物园的路上

DD在后面指挥交通

红灯的时候会早早的告诉马迷

STOP! you need to STOP! you stopped TOO FAST mommy! That is TOO DANGEROUS! 

What if we bumped? We still need this car! If we bumped, we don't have this car, and I love this car. 
And then, I WILL BE SAD! 

I am VERY DUS-APPOINTED!

绿灯的时候马迷也一样里外不是人

HONK HONK! When I say HONK you can go. 

If I don't say HONK, that means it's not safe to go! 

If I don't say HONK, and you go, that IS! VERY! BAD! 

You are DUS-TRACTING me, you know?

故此上了高速公路，小领导颇有些不满意

Where are all the traffic lights mommy?! WHERE ARE THEY?!

马迷遭到领导的斥责，非常内疚，赶紧道歉，Because we are on a HIGH WAY, there's no traffic lights on high way，sorry buddy.                          ---> 有没有这么窝囊的马迷啊

小领导看下属认罪态度诚恳，心情大好，终于改变了命令句式，非常和蔼可亲的跟下属唠起了家常，

So, there's no traffic lights on HIGH way. 

Then, there's ONLY traffic light on LOW way,right mommy?

===============苦恼下属无能   与     苦恼自己做人压力太大的分界线================

D对马迷要求高，对自己的要求更高。

某天中午起床，我说DD你去把衣服穿穿好，我们去公园，好不好？

DD一个人咚咚咚跑到楼上，折腾了十分钟还没有下来，我正要上去看看他是不是又沿途发现了三个汽车两本画书一块石头(什么？家里为毛有石头？你家里为毛没有石头我问你！！！！！！）忘记了正事儿，他的房间里就传来了悲切的哭声。

一个背心小同志穿不上脱不下

又坚决不肯让下人们帮忙

做领导好～～～～～～～～～～～～～苦恼～～～～～～～喔～