但是内心深处，那还是非常林黛玉的
感时悲秋她是行家
看个Ramona and Beezus这种青天白日姐妹二人相亲相爱的电影
都可以哭个三场
故此平时讲话，颇有文艺做派。
某日自己一个人在读书
读了半晌
长叹一声
马迷，do you know when I read this page, I can hear music?
彼时游手好闲的弟弟刚好从旁边经过，颇弄出了些有的没的动静咳～那是你弟在唱歌～
NO! DD singing is NOT music! I real life can hear REAL LIFE MUSIC!!!!
跺脚拧身，很清高的抛弃下质朴的我们母子二人，自己一个人斜倚在沙发上文艺去了一边走还一边说
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!
要搁我脾气 你文艺是吧 你看不起我们是吧 那我就不跟你玩儿了！
可是儿子不同
儿子是非常盲目崇拜他姐的
所以游手好闲一圈儿，又晃悠到他文艺姐姐周围去了
赶上我做饭，开水龙头，水管子不知道什么原因，嗡嗡响了一气
儿子自然要十万个为什么一下，What's that noise mommy?
马迷我自然要十万个不知道一下，马迷怎么知道，这种科学问题你得问你爸。
BUT BUT BUT! Daddy's not here!
转过脸来看见他文艺姐了，Amy, What's that noise?
他文艺姐又名，张大明白，这种送上门来的问题，怎么能不address一下捏。
I KNOW!!!that noise is because those water runs too fast. And they bump into each other. It's like, the first water bumped into the second and then the second bumped into the third...And they hurt, so they all yelled, OUCH!!!! that's that noise.
言毕文艺女青年昂首挺胸的看着马迷和DD，觉得自己很文艺很了不起。
不曾想听众一起哈哈大笑起来
DD还很有学问的反驳，WATER DON'T BUMP,YOU SILLY!!!!
文艺女顿时嚎啕大哭起来，I DON'T WANT YOU GUYS LAUGH AT ME!!!!!
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太感傷了
你們這樣子對 amy 太殘酷了!
我彷彿可以看見她的心在滴血
而我也在遠方默默地跟著潸然淚下
不能自己....
啊
我少打了 "久久" 兩個字
書裡面都是說 久久不能自己 的
Pat pat Amy
她说得又形象又有道理
笑死了！
可千万不能把家里的文艺女青年镇压了啊，一定要鼓励鼓励！！
丰富的想象力啊
帮宝宝理解一下AMY。。
Hug, hug, Amy!
Got this email from nornor, a 文学男青年：（
The sun with the rainbow.
The king of the sun is dancing with his wife the rainbow.
They dance until they get tiered and slowly sail home.
Soon the Sun and Rainbow put on their red, orange, and yellow color pajamas.
The stars witch are the Sun's army protect the Sun.
When the clouds dance the sun will sleep tonight.
不好意思
一大堆的spelling problem:(
what about rain, Nornor?
高兴死了！！
高兴死了！！
高兴死了！！
丫丫最～～～爱说的就是偶像这句：
I don't want you guys to laugh at me!!!!
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