鸡同鸭讲

DD，let's play hospital!

跟屁虫喜出望外：OK~

Now you are the doctor, I am the patient, OK？ Ask me what my name is.

非常骄傲非常有学问的：Amy ZHANG!  -->因为最近刚刚学会了last name，讲完了还一脸喜滋滋的表情。

NO! You need to ASK me what my name is.

I know your name. Your name is AMY ZHANG! Just like me, I am Darrell Zhang. Daddy is Tom Zhang...  -->我们家就是酱紫的，走过来一个话痨儿，走过去又一个话痨儿～

NONONO, we are pretending. You are the doctor, so you need to ask me what my name is. You say what is your name.

You say what is your name.  -->旁边看热闹的马迷已经笑得上气不接下气，同时暗自懊恼怎么一开始没有拿摄像机。

NO, Darrell （你别说这个继承了马迷好为人师基因的Len还真是非常有耐心)，look at me, you need to ASK me what my name is. Like this, YOU! SAY! (停顿了很久） What is your name.
I SAID, YOU! SAY! (也停顿了很久） what is your name.

(居然还是没有崩溃，还是一字一顿的。)Not like that, like this, you ask me what my name is, and then I say(传说中的启发教学法）, My... name... is...
AMY ZHANG! -->更加得意洋洋了，一副“我早就说了你的名字是amy zhang了嘛”的神情。

终于放弃了，默默的走开。。。