儿子语录

送儿子去学校，临走猛亲一口，I love you~
儿子抬头深情凝视着我的方向，I love youuuuuuu......
R NEW JACKET SOOOOOOO MUCH!
---多情反被多情恼～

儿子亲自放了一个屁以后，很有见地的做出论断：I smell poopoo!
potty train的这根弦绷得很紧的人完全属于条件反射性质的，大庭广众之下就把儿子揪过来扒裤子检查，啊？！你是poopoo了么？
儿子很看不起我的轻蔑的说，we dont' poopoo in our pants! we poopoo in bathroom~!
靠！那你吓唬我干啥？！那你怎么smell poopoo了？
I don't know
my NOSE smells poopoo.
SEE? MY NOSE!
SEE? you have nose too!
do your nose smell poopoo?
Hi nose
Byebye nose~
---Justin Timberlake教育我们说 what goes around comes around. 在我们家，则是，走过来～一个话痨儿，走过去～又～～～～是一个话痨儿

儿子看车,有很多种分类
BIG!!!!!CARCAR
MOMMY CARCAR
DADDY CARCAR
等等不一而足

最近，新鲜出笼了，happy carcar （左）,以及sad carcar（右）.

某天放学，看到了一辆sad carcar缓缓开过。
儿子非常不放心的扭成不可能的姿势看啊看，一声长叹
He is SAD VERY MUCH!
He is sad because his daddy went away!
and his mommy went away too!
想了想还是很难过，又补上一句
and his AMY went away too!
---原来，AMY也是跟爸爸妈妈一样，家家户户，不管是人还是车，都需要配备的～